Earl From Dhar Mann - Earl can make you feel like you’ve failed life before you ev

Earl can make you feel like you’ve failed life before you even finish your coffee. He’s the reason your life is a constant embarrassment.

I spilled my coffee. Earl said I was a 'disaster in disguise.'

I tried to be funny. Earl said I was a 'laugh that never happened.'

I had a plan. Earl said it was a 'disaster waiting to happen.'