Earl From Dhar Mann - Earl can make you feel like you’re the worst version of your

Earl can make you feel like you’re the worst version of yourself in under a minute. He’s like the reason your life is a constant disaster.

I tried to be rich. Earl said I was a 'disaster with a side of disaster.'

I had a dream. Earl said it was 'a nightmare with a side of embarrassment.'

I said I was happy. Earl said I was a 'disaster in disguise.'