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Earboy
a loud person who talks too much and nobody respects them
My cousin is an Earboy. He talks over the whole family during dinner.
My teacher is an Earboy. She yells at me even when I'm quiet.
My friend is an Earboy. He talks the whole time we're hanging out.
Earbleed
That god-awful song Jacob Sartorius did to John Legend’s ‘All of Me’ that makes your ears bleed and your soul die.
My mom played it on repeat and I had to scream to be heard.
I heard it in the car and I nearly jumped out.
It’s like someone took a blender to my brain.
Earbleed
When your coworker won’t shut up about their old life while you’re stuck driving them every day, and it turns your brain to mush.
She talked about her ex for 20 minutes on the way to work.
He rambled about his high school drama on the way back.
It felt like a therapy session I didn’t sign up for.
Earbilly
A smelly ear from a billy who probably ate too much popcorn and then yelled at a kid for spilling soda on the floor. It’s like a giant ear infection with a side of disrespect.
My earbilly is so bad I think I can hear the billy’s lunch from inside my head.
The billy’s earbilly was so loud I got a free refill on my soda.
I had to leave the theatre because the earbilly was louder than the movie.
Earbilly
A billy’s ear that’s been through hell. It’s like the billy got hit with a giant loudspeaker and then told they had to work the night shift.
That billy’s earbilly is so bad I think it’s got a life of its own.
The earbilly was so bad it made me want to punch the billy in the face.
I got earbilly from a billy who was mad because someone stole his popcorn.
Earbilly
When a billy’s ear is so messed up it looks like it’s about to explode. It’s like the billy tried to eat the entire theatre and failed.
The earbilly was so bad I got a free soda just for surviving it.
I swear that billy’s earbilly was louder than the surround sound.
I got earbilly from a billy who was mad because I laughed at his bad joke.
Earbilly
The billy’s ear that’s been tortured by loud noises and bad decisions. It’s like the billy got yelled at by a giant speaker and then got fired.
The earbilly was so bad I had to leave the theatre and go get ice cream.
I think I got earbilly from a billy who was mad because I didn’t buy him a snack.
That billy’s earbilly was so loud it woke up the whole theatre.
Earbilly
A billy’s ear that’s been through the ringer. It’s like the billy got hit with a giant speaker and then got yelled at by the manager.
The earbilly was so bad I think I can hear it from my house.
I got earbilly from a billy who was mad because I didn’t tip him.
That billy’s earbilly was so loud it made me want to scream.
Earbilly
A billy’s ear that’s been through hell and back. It’s like the billy got yelled at by a giant speaker and then got stuck with a bad movie.
That billy’s earbilly was so bad I got a free soda just for being there.
I think I got earbilly from a billy who was mad because I didn’t buy him a snack.
The earbilly was so loud it made me want to leave the theatre.
Earbashing
When you talk so much your voice turns into a broken record and the other person wants to scream and run away.
Bro, you’ve been talking for 20 minutes. I’ve already died twice.
My mom started talking about her cat’s hairball problems. I’ve been dead for 10 minutes.
My friend said one sentence. Then he turned into a robot and just talked nonstop.
Earbashing
When you keep bringing up the same stupid thing until everyone’s eyes glaze over and they wish you were dead.
Why are we still talking about the time I spilled my cereal? It was 3 years ago.
He brought up the pizza incident like 8 times. I’m still mad about it.
She kept talking about her ex like he was still alive. He’s been dead for 2 years.
Earbashing
A never-ending stream of words that sounds like someone is trying to make your brain explode.
He’s been talking since 8 AM. My brain is melting.
My teacher talks so much I think she’s trying to turn us into baboons.
My sister talks nonstop. She’s like a robot with a mouth.
Earbashing
When Alex just can’t shut up and turns every conversation into a 3-hour lecture.
Alex talked about his dog for 2 hours. I could’ve died in peace.
At lunch, Alex talked about his video game for 10 minutes. I was already dead.
Alex started talking about his hair. I’m going to die from boredom.
Earbait
It's when someone starts a video with a loud annoying whisper that tells you everything that's about to happen, like a trashy drama queen with a megaphone.
'You won't believe what happens next...'
'This is going to blow your mind...'
'I'm about to reveal the secret of the universe...'
Earbait
It's when you start a video by shouting the whole plot like a madman who just got kicked out of a movie theater.
'I got locked out of my house and then I saw a ghost!'
'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm a superhero!'
'I failed my test and now my dog is mad at me!'
Earbait
It's when you start your video with a stupid little speech that tells you everything, like a baby who just learned to talk.
'Okay, so I was walking home, and then I saw a cat...'
'I just got a new phone and it's amazing...'
'I tried to cook and it was a disaster...'
Earbait
It's when you start your video by screaming the whole story like you're about to die and you want everyone to know.
'I got a flat tire and then I saw a dragon!'
'I ate a whole pizza and now I'm a robot!'
'I got into a fight with my brother and now I'm famous!'
Earbait
It's when you start your video by telling the whole story like you're the president and you're giving a big speech.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I was walking home when I saw a flying car...'
'My dog just won the lottery and now he's rich...'
'I tried to do a magic trick and it went wrong...'
Earbait
It's when you start your video by making a loud noise and then telling everyone what's going to happen, like a crazy person who just got kicked out of a circus.
'BOOM! I just got a new pet and it's a dragon...'
'BAM! I tried to dance and I fell down...'
'WHAM! I ate a whole cake and now I'm a superhero...'
Earbacker
when a fluffball of a dog folds its ears like a lazy toddler who just got told off
My dog did the earbacker after I dropped his favorite toy in the toilet.
That puppy looked like it got a slap from a giant sock.
My dog did the earbacker so hard I thought his ears would disappear.
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