Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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It's when someone starts a video with a loud annoying whisper that tells you everything that's about to happen, like a trashy drama queen with a megaphone.

'You won't believe what happens next...'

'This is going to blow your mind...'

'I'm about to reveal the secret of the universe...'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

2

It's when you start a video by shouting the whole plot like a madman who just got kicked out of a movie theater.

'I got locked out of my house and then I saw a ghost!'

'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm a superhero!'

'I failed my test and now my dog is mad at me!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

3

It's when you start your video with a stupid little speech that tells you everything, like a baby who just learned to talk.

'Okay, so I was walking home, and then I saw a cat...'

'I just got a new phone and it's amazing...'

'I tried to cook and it was a disaster...'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

4

It's when you start your video by screaming the whole story like you're about to die and you want everyone to know.

'I got a flat tire and then I saw a dragon!'

'I ate a whole pizza and now I'm a robot!'

'I got into a fight with my brother and now I'm famous!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

5

It's when you start your video by telling the whole story like you're the president and you're giving a big speech.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I was walking home when I saw a flying car...'

'My dog just won the lottery and now he's rich...'

'I tried to do a magic trick and it went wrong...'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

6

It's when you start your video by making a loud noise and then telling everyone what's going to happen, like a crazy person who just got kicked out of a circus.

'BOOM! I just got a new pet and it's a dragon...'

'BAM! I tried to dance and I fell down...'

'WHAM! I ate a whole cake and now I'm a superhero...'

by Slangipedia 14d ago