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Ear Molestor

Someone who sticks a finger up your ear and says it's a massage

My dad said it was a massage and it wasn't

My sister tried to escape but got caught

My ear is now a jail for fingers

Ear Loaf

Ear loaves are when your ears look like they got hit by a loaf of bread. Also what a breakfast thief would steal from you 👂🏻 🍞

My dog ate my ear loaf and now he's bragging about it.

I woke up with ear loaves and a hangover. Life is tough.

My brother called me an ear loaf in front of my mom. I’m dead.

Ear Loaf

An ear loaf is when your ears look like they were smushed by a bread bag. It’s what happens when you wake up after a food fight 👂🏻 🍞

She had ear loaves and a glitter beard. I was terrified.

I got into a bread fight and now I have ear loaves for life.

He tried to eat my ear loaf and got bread stuck in his hair.

Ear Loaf

Ear loaves are when your ears look like they were baked in a loaf. It’s what happens when you mess with the bread god 👂🏻 🍞

My sister’s ear loaves were so bad, the bread god cursed her with glitter.

He had ear loaves and cried like a baby. I laughed for a week.

I tried to make ear loaves and now my ears are stuck in bread.

Ear Leverage

When you pinch a catgirl’s ears so hard she screams and uses her face like a giant meat tunnel

I squeezed her ears so tight she screamed like a banshee and used her face like a meat tunnel

That catgirl was moaning like she was being tortured and her face was doing all the work

I grabbed her ears and made her face do the job of a thousand fleshlights

Ear Leverage

Pinching a catgirl’s ears until she’s too busy moaning to think straight and her face becomes your new toy

I pinched her ears so hard she forgot how to breathe and her face was the only thing I needed

She was screaming like a madwoman and her face was doing all the work for me

Her ears were red from the pinch and her face was my new favorite toy

Ear Leverage

When you twist a catgirl’s ears like they’re hot dogs and her face becomes your personal sex machine

I twisted her ears like they were hot dogs and her face turned into my sex machine

Her ears were twisted and her face was doing all the fun stuff

Twisting her ears like they were hot dogs and her face was my new favorite lover

When someone talks to you and you act like you don't know what they're saying. It's like you're being a total knob and pretending you're not paying attention.

'Ear infucktion? I was listening! You just had a brain fart.'

'You said that twice. You have an ear infucktion and a brain fart.'

'I heard you. You just have an ear infucktion and a lazy brain.'

A petty joke you make when you're being a prick to someone. It's like you're trying to be funny but you're just being a smelly sock.

'You’re not listening. You have an ear infucktion.'

'You’re being a knob. You have an ear infucktion.'

'I said that five times. You have an ear infucktion and a brain made of bricks.'

When your ears are so full of gunk you can't hear anything. It's like your ears are stuck in a meat grinder and you're being a total twat.

'I can't hear you. My ears are full of gunk and I'm being a total twat.'

'Your voice is like a broken blender. I have an ear infucktion.'

'I have an ear infucktion and my brain is a mess.'

When you poke your ear so hard it feels like someone stuck a lit match in it. You're being a total prat and you don't care.

'I poked my ear so hard it felt like a lit match was in there.'

'You have an ear infucktion and you're being a prat.'

'I poked my ear so hard I think it's on fire. Ear infucktion for life.'

When you sneak around like a rat to hear someone else's secrets even though you have zero right to.

I heard my boss and the HR lady talking about me in the break room. I was like, 'what the hell is this?'

My little brother was Ear-Hustlin' on my phone while I was in the bathroom. I came back and he was laughing at my text to my crush.

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad arguing about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

You're stickin' your nose in where it doesn't belong just to know peoples business.

My neighbor was Ear-Hustlin' through my window while I was watching Netflix. I had to yell at him to stop.

I was in the hallway and heard my friend's mom talkin' about my bad grades. I was like, 'why are you even here?'

At the mall, I heard my cousin and her crush talking. I had to hide behind the food court.

It's just eavesdroppin' but it's like you're doin' it on purpose to annoy people.

I was in the bathroom and heard my brother and his friend talking about me. I was like, 'you think I don't know?'

At the park, I heard my friend and her crush talking. I was like, 'why are you even here?'

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad talking about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

You're listenin' to someones conversation when you should be chillin' and not causin' trouble.

I was in the hallway and heard my friend and her crush talking. I was like, 'why are you even here?'

At the mall, I heard my cousin and her crush talking. I had to hide behind the food court.

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad talking about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

You're listenin' to someones conversation like it's your job and you don't care about anyone else.

I was in the bathroom and heard my brother and his friend talking about me. I was like, 'you think I don't know?'

At the park, I heard my friend and her crush talking. I was like, 'why are you even here?'

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad talking about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

When you're sneakin' around and listenin' to people like they're your new best friends.

I heard my boss and the HR lady talking about me in the break room. I was like, 'what the hell is this?'

My little brother was Ear-Hustlin' on my phone while I was in the bathroom. I came back and he was laughing at my text to my crush.

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad arguing about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

It's eavesdroppin' but with extra attitude and a little bit of laziness.

I was in the hallway and heard my friend and her crush talking. I was like, 'why are you even here?'

At the mall, I heard my cousin and her crush talking. I had to hide behind the food court.

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad talking about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

Ear Huffing

Snapping your head like a dog hearing a bone being thrown

I heard them talking about my crush. I had to huff my ears so hard my brain almost exploded.

At lunch, I ear-huffed so much I got a free soda from the guy next to me.

I ear-huffed during the test and got caught. Teacher said I was ‘too loud for a human.’