Ear Infucktion
When your ears are so full of gunk you can't hear anything. It's like your ears are stuck in a meat grinder and you're being a total twat.
'I can't hear you. My ears are full of gunk and I'm being a total twat.'
'Your voice is like a broken blender. I have an ear infucktion.'
'I have an ear infucktion and my brain is a mess.'