Ear Infucktion

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When someone talks to you and you act like you don't know what they're saying. It's like you're being a total knob and pretending you're not paying attention.
'Ear infucktion? I was listening! You just had a brain fart.'
'You said that twice. You have an ear infucktion and a brain fart.'
'I heard you. You just have an ear infucktion and a lazy brain.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A petty joke you make when you're being a prick to someone. It's like you're trying to be funny but you're just being a smelly sock.
'You’re not listening. You have an ear infucktion.'
'You’re being a knob. You have an ear infucktion.'
'I said that five times. You have an ear infucktion and a brain made of bricks.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your ears are so full of gunk you can't hear anything. It's like your ears are stuck in a meat grinder and you're being a total twat.
'I can't hear you. My ears are full of gunk and I'm being a total twat.'
'Your voice is like a broken blender. I have an ear infucktion.'
'I have an ear infucktion and my brain is a mess.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you poke your ear so hard it feels like someone stuck a lit match in it. You're being a total prat and you don't care.
'I poked my ear so hard it felt like a lit match was in there.'
'You have an ear infucktion and you're being a prat.'
'I poked my ear so hard I think it's on fire. Ear infucktion for life.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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