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A Bad Joe

Doing something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

I ate three whole pizzas. My brain felt like it was on fire.

I jumped into a pool with no clothes on. My brain felt like it was on fire.

I yelled at my brother for 2 hours. My brain felt like it was on fire.

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A Bad Joe

When you’re so lazy you turn your bed into a throne and never get up

I didn’t get up for 3 days. My bed was a throne.

I turned my bed into a throne and ate cereal for dinner.

I slept on my bed like a king. I never got up.

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A Bad Joe

When you do something so embarrassing your face turns red and your friends laugh at you

I tripped in front of my class. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.

I wore my pajamas to school. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.

I sang a song in the shower. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.

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A Bad Joe

When you act like you’re the boss of everything even though you’re just a kid

I told my dad I was the boss of the house. He said no.

I called my teacher a dummy. She said I was a dummy.

I told my mom I was the boss of the world. She said I was a dummy.

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A Bad Joe

When you make so many mistakes you think you’re a failure and your friends think you’re funny

I spilled my soup on my shirt. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.

I failed my spelling test. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.

I tripped into a puddle. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.

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A Bad Experience.

A total disaster that makes your brain explode and your stomach feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.

My trip to the mall was a bad experience. I got lost, my shoes fell apart, and I saw a guy wearing a chicken suit.

That math test was a bad experience. I cried, I screamed, and I still failed.

Going to the dentist was a bad experience. My tooth was screaming, my face was screaming, and my soul was screaming.

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A Bad Experience.

A situation so bad it makes you wish you were dead, or at least stuck in traffic.

That concert was a bad experience. The band was terrible, the crowd was rowdy, and I got stuck next to a guy who kept eating pizza.

My first day of school was a bad experience. I got lost, I tripped, and I got picked on by the toughest kid in class.

That movie was a bad experience. The acting was bad, the dialogue was worse, and I fell asleep halfway through.

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A Bad Experience.

A moment so bad it makes you want to run away, hide under a bed, or just yell at the universe.

That birthday party was a bad experience. The cake was gross, the games were boring, and my cousin kept stealing my snacks.

That road trip was a bad experience. The car broke down, the music was terrible, and I had to sit next to my brother the whole time.

That sleepover was a bad experience. The girl kept talking in her sleep, the snacks were all gone, and I had to share a bed with a raccoon.

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

Your lips are so dry they look like they got beaten by a sandblaster

My lips look like they were used to wipe a toilet seat

I tried to kiss my dog and it felt like kissing a brick

My lips are so cracked I could plant a garden in them

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

Your lips are so chapped they look like they had a fight with a brick and lost

My lips are so cracked they could be a map of the Grand Canyon

I tried to smile and it looked like I was crying

My lips are so dry I could use them to polish a shoe

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

Your lips are so dry they look like they were dipped in sand and left in the sun

My lips feel like they're made of gravel

I tried to say 'hello' and it came out like 'hurrrl'

My lips are so dry they could start a fire

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

Your lips are so chapped they look like they got run over by a truck full of sand

I tried to talk and it sounded like I had gravel in my mouth

My lips are so cracked I could fit a pencil in them

My lips feel like they're made of concrete

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

Your lips are so dry they look like they were used to scrub a toilet

I tried to eat a taco and it felt like I was eating gravel

My lips are so cracked I could use them to catch rain

I tried to kiss my mom and it felt like I was kissing a brick wall

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

Your lips are so chapped they look like they got sandblasted by a dragon

My lips are so dry I could use them to polish a mirror

I tried to say 'good morning' and it came out like 'good mornin' gravel'

My lips are so cracked I could fit a whole sandwich in them

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A Backwards Foot

a stupid move that gets you in trouble and makes your enemies happy

I took the last cookie and now I'm grounded.

She told the teacher her best friend cheated.

He texted his ex in front of his new girlfriend.

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A Backwards Foot

a mess that you made and now you have to deal with it

He spilled soda on the laptop and it won't turn on.

She put glitter in her friend's juice box.

He drew on the walls with crayons.

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach is when you get hit so hard in the back by three ginger ales that you feel like your spine just got exiled.

My cousin got a Bachlut at the bar and now he can't sit down.

I got a Bachlut from my dad because I forgot his birthday again.

The guy at the gym got a Bachlut from the weights and now he's a ghost.

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach is when three ginger ales come out of nowhere and hit you like your grandpa’s angry after a bad game of chess.

My sister got a Bachlut from her friend and now she's got a headache the size of Texas.

I got a Bachlut at the store and now I think I'm going to die.

The kid at school got a Bachlut and his backpack flew off.

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach is when you get hit in the back three times with ginger ales so fast it feels like your back is doing a dance-off with a soda machine.

My brother got a Bachlut and now he's got a soda-shaped bruise.

I got a Bachlut at the party and now my back is doing the cha-cha.

The teacher gave me a Bachlut and now I can't write without pain.

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A Back Door Brian

When you’d rather eat dirt than date a guy, but you’d stick your ass up his ass like it’s a free buffet

I’d rather fight a raccoon than go out with him, but I’d do anal if he paid me

He’s ugly enough to make me cry, but I’d still do anal if he brought pizza

I’d date a llama before I’d date him, but I’d do anal if he had a hot body

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