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Your lips are so dry they look like they got beaten by a sandblaster
My lips look like they were used to wipe a toilet seat
I tried to kiss my dog and it felt like kissing a brick
My lips are so cracked I could plant a garden in them
A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips
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Your lips are so chapped they look like they had a fight with a brick and lost
My lips are so cracked they could be a map of the Grand Canyon
I tried to smile and it looked like I was crying
My lips are so dry I could use them to polish a shoe
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Your lips are so dry they look like they were dipped in sand and left in the sun
My lips feel like they're made of gravel
I tried to say 'hello' and it came out like 'hurrrl'
My lips are so dry they could start a fire
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Your lips are so chapped they look like they got run over by a truck full of sand
I tried to talk and it sounded like I had gravel in my mouth
My lips are so cracked I could fit a pencil in them
My lips feel like they're made of concrete
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Your lips are so dry they look like they were used to scrub a toilet
I tried to eat a taco and it felt like I was eating gravel
My lips are so cracked I could use them to catch rain
I tried to kiss my mom and it felt like I was kissing a brick wall
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Your lips are so chapped they look like they got sandblasted by a dragon
My lips are so dry I could use them to polish a mirror
I tried to say 'good morning' and it came out like 'good mornin' gravel'
My lips are so cracked I could fit a whole sandwich in them