A Bad Joe

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When you mess up so bad you make your mom cry and your dad throw a chair

My math test was a 23. My mom cried. My dad threw a chair at the TV.

I spilled my juice on my shirt. My mom cried. My dad threw a chair at my dog.

I failed my science test. My mom cried. My dad threw a chair at the wall.

Doing something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

I ate three whole pizzas. My brain felt like it was on fire.

I jumped into a pool with no clothes on. My brain felt like it was on fire.

I yelled at my brother for 2 hours. My brain felt like it was on fire.

When you’re so lazy you turn your bed into a throne and never get up

I didn’t get up for 3 days. My bed was a throne.

I turned my bed into a throne and ate cereal for dinner.

I slept on my bed like a king. I never got up.

When you do something so embarrassing your face turns red and your friends laugh at you

I tripped in front of my class. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.

I wore my pajamas to school. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.

I sang a song in the shower. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.

When you act like you’re the boss of everything even though you’re just a kid

I told my dad I was the boss of the house. He said no.

I called my teacher a dummy. She said I was a dummy.

I told my mom I was the boss of the world. She said I was a dummy.

When you make so many mistakes you think you’re a failure and your friends think you’re funny

I spilled my soup on my shirt. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.

I failed my spelling test. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.

I tripped into a puddle. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.