Ear Loaf
Ear loaves are when your ears look like they got hit by a loaf of bread. Also what a breakfast thief would steal from you 👂🏻 🍞
My dog ate my ear loaf and now he's bragging about it.
I woke up with ear loaves and a hangover. Life is tough.
My brother called me an ear loaf in front of my mom. I’m dead.