Ear Molestor

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A person who rips your ears off with a rusty comb and then eats them for breakfast
My cousin's ear molestor got me during lunch
My mom said I was eating her ear
My teacher pulled my ear so hard it came out of my head
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A person who shoves a hot noodle up your ear and laughs while it burns
My friend's ear molestor used a noodle from the cafeteria
I screamed so loud my dog ran away
My ear is still ringing from last week
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Someone who sticks a finger up your ear and says it's a massage
My dad said it was a massage and it wasn't
My sister tried to escape but got caught
My ear is now a jail for fingers
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