Ear Loaf
An ear loaf is when your ears look like they were smushed by a bread bag. It’s what happens when you wake up after a food fight 👂🏻 🍞
She had ear loaves and a glitter beard. I was terrified.
I got into a bread fight and now I have ear loaves for life.
He tried to eat my ear loaf and got bread stuck in his hair.