Earl Ephraim
A man who can’t stop thinking about a teenager who still has to wear a backpack instead of a messenger bag
My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He’s been texting his neighbor’s daughter since she started high school.
My brother’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who sits behind him in math class.
My dad’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 16.