Earl Juice - The aftermath of drinking E & J so fast it feels like your i

The aftermath of drinking E & J so fast it feels like your insides are on fire and your brain is screaming for mercy.

I drank E & J like it was a fire alarm. Earl Juice came in like a fire truck and put me out.

My date asked me to try E & J. Earl Juice was the reason I got kicked out of the restaurant.

I tried to impress my mom with E & J. Earl Juice said, 'You're not impressing anyone, kid.'