Earl Juice

After the fifth shot of E & J, I threw up on my brother's shoes. Earl Juice is the reason I now have a permanent seat in the hallway.

I drank E & J like it was my job. Earl Juice came in like a boss and kicked my ass out of the office.

My friend said he could handle E & J. Earl Juice proved him wrong, and now he lives in a trash can.

I drank E & J like it was a fire alarm. Earl Juice came in like a fire truck and put me out.

My date asked me to try E & J. Earl Juice was the reason I got kicked out of the restaurant.

I tried to impress my mom with E & J. Earl Juice said, 'You're not impressing anyone, kid.'

I drank E & J like it was soda. Earl Juice said, 'You're not soda material, pal.'

My cousin tried to drink E & J and survive. Earl Juice said, 'You're not surviving.'

I told my friend E & J was cool. Earl Juice proved me wrong and left me on the floor.