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Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton is the place where all the lazy kids go to college and end up working at takeaways. The girls there are all just basic and don’t know anything else. If you go to Hollow Park, you’ll probably end up in a fight.

I went to Earl Shilton and all the girls have the same bad haircut.

Hollow Park is the worst place to be if you’re not tough.

Earl Shilton is full of takeaways and people who don’t know how to live.

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Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton is a town full of hairdressers, takeaways, and people who don’t know how to do anything else. The drug dealers run the place and the girls are just average. If you go to Hollow Park, you’ll probably end up stabbed.

I don’t want to go to Earl Shilton, it’s full of bad hair and worse people.

STDs started in Earl Shilton and now the whole town is messed up.

Hollow Park is the worst, don’t go there if you don’t want to get stabbed.

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Earl Roat

The weird guy from that movie who acts like he's lost and has a tiny brain and stares at you like you're stupid.

He looked at me like I had two left feet and no brain.

He turned around like he was lost and had no idea where he was.

He acted like he just got dumped by the entire cast of the movie.

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Earl Roat

That guy who's always confused and looks like he just got hit by a bus and doesn't know where he is.

He turned around like he just woke up from a coma.

He looked lost and confused like he forgot how to breathe.

He acted like he had no idea why he was there.

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Earl Roat

The guy from Rain Man who acts like he's been dropped on his head and has no idea what's going on.

He turned around like he had been hit by a brick wall.

He looked like he had no brain and was lost in space.

He acted like he had no idea where he was going.

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Earl Rider

A total freak who thinks their idol is the best thing since sliced bread and would let them step on their face if it meant getting a selfie.

I would die for Taylor Swift. Even if she stepped on my face. I’d take it.

If my idol asked me to eat a whole pizza in one bite, I’d do it. No questions asked.

I’d let my idol walk on my back if they wanted. I’d be their human stepping stone.

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Earl Rider

A human who’s so obsessed with their idol, they’d probably let them pee on their head just to get a hug.

I’d let my idol use me as a toilet if it meant getting a high five.

If my idol asked me to eat a shoe, I’d do it. No hesitation.

I would let my idol take my hair and use it as a rope to climb a mountain just to be close to them.

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Earl Rider

A person who thinks their idol is perfect and would let them punch them in the face if it meant getting a group chat with them.

I’d let my idol hit me with a bag of bricks if it meant being in their DMs.

If my idol asked me to run a marathon in the rain, I’d do it. No problem.

I’d let my idol make me their personal stress ball just to be in their life.

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Earl Rider

A human who's so madly in love with their idol, they'd let them walk on their face just to get a like on their post.

I'd let my idol step on my face if it meant getting a like on my Instagram story.

If my idol asked me to dance in a chicken suit, I'd do it. No questions.

I'd let my idol use me as a pillow just to be in their life.

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Earl Rider

A total loser who's so into their idol, they'd let them use them as a ladder to climb to fame.

I'd let my idol use me as a ladder if it meant getting a shoutout in their song.

If my idol asked me to wear a banana costume for a live stream, I'd do it.

I'd let my idol throw me into a lake just to be in their life.

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Earl Rider

A person who's so stuck on their idol, they'd let them use them as a stress ball to get a TikTok duet.

I'd let my idol squeeze me like a stress ball just to duet with them on TikTok.

If my idol asked me to sing a song while wearing socks on my hands, I'd do it.

I'd let my idol throw me into a trash can if it meant being in their DMs.

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Earl Red

Earl Red is when you stick a old tampon in a toilet tank so it turns the toilet water into a disgusting tea that only ladies can drink.

I put my tampon in the toilet and now my bathroom smells like a menstrual cave.

My sister did Earl Red and now my brother won't use the bathroom.

I did Earl Red and my mom got mad because the toilet water turned pink.

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Earl Red

Earl Red is when you drop a used tampon in the toilet tank so it makes the toilet water look like it's bleeding and smells like old blood.

I did Earl Red and my dad thought the toilet was broken.

My friend did Earl Red and the whole school smelled like her period.

I did Earl Red and my brother screamed and ran out of the bathroom.

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Earl Red

Earl Red is when you put a used tampon in the toilet tank so the toilet water turns into a pink sludge that only ladies can stand.

I did Earl Red and my brother wouldn't come near the toilet.

My mom did Earl Red and my dad got a big surprise.

I did Earl Red and my friend said the toilet was cursed.

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Earl Pearl

A hillbilly with a mullet so big it could be a car bumper. They wear Nascar shirts like it’s a religious event.

My uncle Earl Pearl showed up at the gas station wearing a mullet and a Nascar shirt. He yelled, 'I’m gonna beat you to the finish line, you city boy!'

At the BBQ, Earl Pearl tried to start a fight with my dad over who had the better mullet. It ended with both of them eating pork chops with their hands.

Earl Pearl texted me: 'I’m gonna win the race. You know why? I got a mullet and a Nascar shirt. That’s all you need.'

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Earl Pearl

A redneck with a mullet so bad it looks like it was done by a drunk barber. They might wear Nascar shirts like they’re saving the world.

Earl Pearl showed up to my mom’s birthday party with a mullet that looked like it had been dragged through a mud puddle. He wore a Nascar shirt and yelled, 'I’m here to beat your dad at the race!'

At the grocery store, Earl Pearl tried to flirt with the cashier. He said, 'You got a nice mullet. I bet you could win a Nascar race.'

Earl Pearl sent me a DM: 'I got a new mullet. It’s so good, I might start a Nascar team. You in?'

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Earl Pearl

A person with a mullet so bad it could cause a traffic jam. They wear Nascar shirts like they’re fighting for their life.

Earl Pearl showed up to the church with a mullet and a Nascar shirt. He yelled, 'I’m gonna race the devil!' and sat down in the front row.

At the carnival, Earl Pearl tried to beat my brother in a race. He said, 'I’ve got a mullet and a Nascar shirt. That’s more than you’ve got!'

Earl Pearl texted me: 'I got a mullet so big, it could be a Nascar. You should see it!'

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Earl Paul

Earl Paul is the real name of Oral Paul. Monster Ned heard him wrong and called him Oral Paul ever since. It’s been a pain in the ass for everyone.

"You’re Oral Paul? I thought you were a fat kid who eats cereal for dinner!", Monster Ned

"I’m not Oral Paul. I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who’s dumb.", Earl Paul

"I’m not going to fix your stupid mistake. I’m just going to laugh at it.", Oral Paul

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Earl Paul

Earl Paul is Oral Paul’s real name. Monster Ned messed it up and now everyone calls him Oral Paul. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to Earl.

"I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who messed it up. You’re the worst.", Earl Paul

"I didn’t mess it up. You just had a bad day.", Monster Ned

"I’m not Oral Paul. I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who’s stupid.", Oral Paul

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Earl Paul

Earl Paul is the real name of Oral Paul. Monster Ned heard him wrong and now everyone calls him Oral Paul. Earl is so mad he’s ready to punch someone.

"I’m going to punch you if you keep calling me Oral Paul.", Earl Paul

"You’re not punching me. You’re just mad.", Monster Ned

"I’m not mad. I’m just ready to punch someone.", Earl Paul

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