Earl Pearl
A hillbilly with a mullet so big it could be a car bumper. They wear Nascar shirts like it’s a religious event.
My uncle Earl Pearl showed up at the gas station wearing a mullet and a Nascar shirt. He yelled, 'I’m gonna beat you to the finish line, you city boy!'
At the BBQ, Earl Pearl tried to start a fight with my dad over who had the better mullet. It ended with both of them eating pork chops with their hands.
Earl Pearl texted me: 'I’m gonna win the race. You know why? I got a mullet and a Nascar shirt. That’s all you need.'