Earl Paul

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Earl Paul is the real name of Oral Paul. Monster Ned heard him wrong and called him Oral Paul ever since. It’s been a pain in the ass for everyone.
"You’re Oral Paul? I thought you were a fat kid who eats cereal for dinner!", Monster Ned
"I’m not Oral Paul. I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who’s dumb.", Earl Paul
"I’m not going to fix your stupid mistake. I’m just going to laugh at it.", Oral Paul
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Earl Paul is Oral Paul’s real name. Monster Ned messed it up and now everyone calls him Oral Paul. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to Earl.
"I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who messed it up. You’re the worst.", Earl Paul
"I didn’t mess it up. You just had a bad day.", Monster Ned
"I’m not Oral Paul. I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who’s stupid.", Oral Paul
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Earl Paul is the real name of Oral Paul. Monster Ned heard him wrong and now everyone calls him Oral Paul. Earl is so mad he’s ready to punch someone.
"I’m going to punch you if you keep calling me Oral Paul.", Earl Paul
"You’re not punching me. You’re just mad.", Monster Ned
"I’m not mad. I’m just ready to punch someone.", Earl Paul
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