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Earl Williams
A man from Stoke on Trent who tattoos people and also tattoos people’s regrets, and he’s probably been to jail more times than a kid who eats too much cake.
Customer: 'He tattooed my name on my leg, and now I can’t take a shower without crying.'
Inmate: 'Earl tattooed me with a dragon, and now I have to sleep with it.'
Friend: 'He tattooed my face, and now I look like a raccoon who got into a fight.'
Earl Weaver
A legendary Orioles boss who ran the team like a bunch of kids on a playground. He won a World Series, got his number retired, and got into the Hall of Fame. Tommy Lasorda was his West Coast version, but he wasn’t as good.
'Earl Weaver was the manager who made me cry after a loss. He had a temper like a boiling pot.'
'He managed the Orioles for over 15 years. That’s longer than my job has been.'
'He got his number retired. I got my lunch stolen. That’s not the same.'
Earl Weaver
A tough old manager who got the Orioles to win a World Series and got his number retired. He was so old-school, he probably didn’t even know what a computer was. Tommy Lasorda was his fancy West Coast rival.
'Earl Weaver was the manager who would yell at players for missing a pitch. That’s not normal.'
'He got his number retired. I got my number changed because I messed up my math.'
'He managed the team for over a decade. I managed my mom for a week.'
Earl Weaver
A boss who ran the Orioles for a long time and got into the Hall of Fame. He won a World Series and had his number retired. Tommy Lasorda was his West Coast version, but he had more money.
'Earl Weaver was the manager who could make a player cry with one look. I cried after my first math test.'
'He got his number retired. I got my number changed because I didn’t know what it was.'
'He managed the team for over 15 years. I managed my homework for 15 minutes.'
Earl Warren Middle School
A stinky middle school for broke kids who are too old to be in middle school. It's like the school is ancient and smells like a sewer.
My cousin is stuck at Earl Warren because he's 15 and still in 8th grade. It's a disgrace.
I went to Earl Warren and I got out alive. Barely.
That school is older than my grandma and smells like my brother's gym sock.
Earl Warren Middle School
A dump of a school for poor kids who should be in high school but are stuck in middle school. It’s so bad it could win a prize for being the worst.
I got stuck at Earl Warren because I failed math and now I'm stuck with the 7th graders.
That school is so bad it's like it was built by a kid who failed art class.
I went to Earl Warren and now I have nightmares about the hallway.
Earl Warren Middle School
A trashy middle school where broke kids are forced to be in 7th and 8th grade even though they're old enough to be in college. It's like the school is from the Stone Age.
I had to go to Earl Warren because I couldn't afford a better school. It was like being stuck in the Stone Age.
My brother went to Earl Warren and now he hates math forever.
That school is so trashy it smells like my sister's room after a week.
Earl Warren High
A place where people throw down like it's the final round of a rap battle and your weave goes flying like it’s trying to escape a prison break. Cops are always hanging out near the restroom because some potheads are turning it into a smoke bomb factory and no one gets to use the bathroom because they get locked up like they committed a crime.
I walked in and saw a girl’s weave in the air like it was doing the cha-cha.
The pothead in the restroom was so high he forgot how to breathe.
The cops locked up three kids for smoking in the bathroom like they were robbing a bank.
Earl Warren High
A school where girls try so hard to get with older guys they have eyebrows so thick they could be used as a ladder. They shade their brows so dark it looks like they borrowed a pencil from the devil himself.
She had eyebrows so big I thought she was trying to hide her face.
That girl’s eyebrows were so dark I thought she was a vampire.
She used a pencil so dark it looked like she had a black hole for an eyebrow.
Earl Sweatshirt
a cryin' piece of trash who rhymes about his problems
bro why you cryin' in the bathroom again
i'm tired of hearin' you whine about your life
earl just texted me 'i miss my mom and my life is over'
Earl Sweatshirt
the best rapper alive, even if he acts like he doesn't care
earl is the best, even if he don't wanna admit it
he's the real deal, even if he's too cool to say it
i swear he's the best, but he just don't wanna be noticed
Earl Sweatshirt
a rich-ass kid who got sent to some island school for bein' a cocky, druggie, ass-rapin', cum-sprinklin' brat
his mom sent him to some island school because he was too much
he raps about coke, hoes, and cum, and it's amazing
he's been in school for two years and still thinks he's the best
Earl Sweatshirt
a super-talented kid who raps about deep stuff and got stuck on an island by his mom
he's 16 and already the best rapper in the game
his mom locked him on an island because he was too much
he's been writin' songs in school, but he ain't released nothin' yet
Earl Sweatshirt
the god of rap, even if he don't act like it
he's the god of rap, but he's too cool to say it
he's like a god, but he don't wanna be noticed
i swear, he's god, and he's too busy to tell us
Earl Sweatshirt
the most fly guy in odd future, even though he looks like he's got no money
he looks poor, but he still drops fire ass music
he's the richest homeless man and still makes fire
he's broke but still got the best music
Earl Sweatshirt
a cocky, rich kid who went to school on an island and still makes sick music
he's rich, got sent to school, but still drops sick music
he went to school on an island but still thinks he's the best
he's been in school for two years and still thinks he's number one
Earl Sweatpants
the tiny annoying brother of Earl Sweatshirts who got stuck in the Chamber for years and never came out
He’s like a kid who got locked in a closet and forgot how to talk.
He’s the reason Earl’s music is so weird.
He’s the ghost in the Chamber who screams at night.
Earl Sweatpants
a little kid who got trapped in the Chamber and turned into a feral human who just screams
He’s like a kid who got stuck in a basement and forgot how to be human.
He’s the one who screamed in the Chamber for 10 years straight.
He’s the reason Earl’s music has so much screaming.
Earl Sweatpants
the worst brother Earl ever had who got stuck in the Chamber and became a screaming mess
He’s like a kid who got locked in a closet and screamed nonstop.
He’s the one who made the Chamber feel like a horror movie.
He’s the reason Earl’s music is so loud and weird.
Earl Shilton
Earl Shilton is a town where the drug dealers hang out and the word STDs came from. Most girls there only got a basic beauty qualification and work at takeaways or hair salons. Don’t go near Hollow Park if you want to stay alive, it’s full of stupid boys and troublemakers.
I moved to Earl Shilton and now I know why the girls all have bad hair.
STDs started in Earl Shilton and now it’s the worst town for bad decisions.
Hollow Park is like a war zone, don’t go there unless you want to get stabbed.
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