Earl Shilton
Earl Shilton is a town where the drug dealers hang out and the word STDs came from. Most girls there only got a basic beauty qualification and work at takeaways or hair salons. Don’t go near Hollow Park if you want to stay alive, it’s full of stupid boys and troublemakers.
I moved to Earl Shilton and now I know why the girls all have bad hair.
STDs started in Earl Shilton and now it’s the worst town for bad decisions.
Hollow Park is like a war zone, don’t go there unless you want to get stabbed.