Earl Warren High

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A place where people throw down like it's the final round of a rap battle and your weave goes flying like it’s trying to escape a prison break. Cops are always hanging out near the restroom because some potheads are turning it into a smoke bomb factory and no one gets to use the bathroom because they get locked up like they committed a crime.
I walked in and saw a girl’s weave in the air like it was doing the cha-cha.
The pothead in the restroom was so high he forgot how to breathe.
The cops locked up three kids for smoking in the bathroom like they were robbing a bank.
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A school where girls try so hard to get with older guys they have eyebrows so thick they could be used as a ladder. They shade their brows so dark it looks like they borrowed a pencil from the devil himself.
She had eyebrows so big I thought she was trying to hide her face.
That girl’s eyebrows were so dark I thought she was a vampire.
She used a pencil so dark it looked like she had a black hole for an eyebrow.
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