Earl Rider

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A total freak who thinks their idol is the best thing since sliced bread and would let them step on their face if it meant getting a selfie.

I would die for Taylor Swift. Even if she stepped on my face. I’d take it.

If my idol asked me to eat a whole pizza in one bite, I’d do it. No questions asked.

I’d let my idol walk on my back if they wanted. I’d be their human stepping stone.

A human who’s so obsessed with their idol, they’d probably let them pee on their head just to get a hug.

I’d let my idol use me as a toilet if it meant getting a high five.

If my idol asked me to eat a shoe, I’d do it. No hesitation.

I would let my idol take my hair and use it as a rope to climb a mountain just to be close to them.

A person who thinks their idol is perfect and would let them punch them in the face if it meant getting a group chat with them.

I’d let my idol hit me with a bag of bricks if it meant being in their DMs.

If my idol asked me to run a marathon in the rain, I’d do it. No problem.

I’d let my idol make me their personal stress ball just to be in their life.

A human who's so madly in love with their idol, they'd let them walk on their face just to get a like on their post.

I'd let my idol step on my face if it meant getting a like on my Instagram story.

If my idol asked me to dance in a chicken suit, I'd do it. No questions.

I'd let my idol use me as a pillow just to be in their life.

A total loser who's so into their idol, they'd let them use them as a ladder to climb to fame.

I'd let my idol use me as a ladder if it meant getting a shoutout in their song.

If my idol asked me to wear a banana costume for a live stream, I'd do it.

I'd let my idol throw me into a lake just to be in their life.

A person who's so stuck on their idol, they'd let them use them as a stress ball to get a TikTok duet.

I'd let my idol squeeze me like a stress ball just to duet with them on TikTok.

If my idol asked me to sing a song while wearing socks on my hands, I'd do it.

I'd let my idol throw me into a trash can if it meant being in their DMs.