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Earthen
A stupid way to insult Earth people. Used by space losers who think they’re better because they live on Venus or Cydonia. Also, they probably don’t know what a planet is.
Cydonian in a spaceship: ‘You’re all Earthen. How sad.’
Venusian at a space party: ‘Earth people are so basic. They even have gravity.’
Space tweet: ‘Earthen: the new slur for Earth losers. Also, they don’t know what a nebula is.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthen
A mean way to say someone was born on Earth. Hopefully, we’ll use it when we finally get to Mars and start calling Earth people something else. Probably ‘Earthlosers.’
Text from my future self: ‘You were born on Earth. You’re an Earthen. Also, you’re a loser.’
Tweet: ‘Earthen: the new insult for people who were born on Earth. Also, they’re probably not cool.’
DM: ‘You’re an Earthen. That means you’re not Cydonian. Also, you’re not cool.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthen
A fancy, politically correct way to say ‘unmarked shallow grave.’ It’s like someone tried to make a grave sound fancy and failed.
Obituary: ‘He passed away. He was buried in an earthen. Also, no one knows where.’
Tweet: ‘Politicians say ‘earthen’ instead of ‘shallow grave’ because they’re lazy.’
Text from my friend: ‘He was buried in an earthen. That means no one knows where he is. Also, it’s probably not a fancy grave.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eartheist
A person who thinks the Earth is a holy mess and everyone else is an idiot for not seeing it.
'I don't care if the moon is made of cheese, the Earth is sacred and you're all wrong.'
'Why do you worship the sun when the Earth is the real deal?'
'If you don't respect the Earth, you're a lost cause.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eartheist
A fool who thinks the Earth is neither flat nor round, but something in between and slightly annoying.
'You think the Earth is flat? I'll show you flat.'
'The Earth is not round, it's just tired of being perfect.'
'You're both wrong, and I'm right because I said so.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
To make someone poop on the floor like a feral animal who just got chased out of a dumpster.
My dog Earthed on the kitchen floor during the pizza delivery.
My brother Earthed in the middle of the hallway during a family argument.
I Earthed on the sidewalk in front of my school because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
When someone is so lost they think they're in a mental institution and they're not even high.
I was Earthed when I got lost in the mall and didn't know where my mom was.
He was Earthed during the test because he forgot what day it was.
She was Earthed when she tried to find her car in a parking lot with 500 other cars.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
Something so mild it’s like the calm before the storm but with less drama.
That snack was Earthed, like it was just a piece of bread with no cheese.
The movie was Earthed, and I fell asleep halfway through it.
That joke was Earthed, like it was just a whisper in a library.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
A giant planet that’s basically a crazy house for bugs and other weird life forms.
Earth is like a bug hotel run by aliens who hate humans.
This planet is Earthed, and I don’t even know why I’m still here.
Earth is the worst planet for ants and spiders who don’t know what they’re doing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
God’s favorite show, but it’s mostly just people arguing over tiny things.
Earth is like a reality show where no one wins and everyone’s just there for the snacks.
God’s Earth show is just people yelling at each other over chicken nuggets.
Earth is the worst reality show ever, but it’s still on TV.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
When you walk on grass with no shoes and hope you don’t get stung by a bee.
I did Earth on the lawn and got stung by a bee.
She did Earth in the park and forgot her shoes.
He did Earth on the sidewalk and got grass stains on his socks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthed
A big planet that’s about to get destroyed by aliens just because it’s in the way of a new highway for spaceships.
Earth is going to get destroyed by aliens because they think it’s just a rock in the road.
The Vogans are coming to destroy Earth because they hate being late.
Earth is about to be destroyed by aliens who don’t know how to use a map.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eartheater
Eartheater is a loudmouth singer from Pennsylvania with a Russian dad and an English mom who can play every instrument and makes music like it's her job. She’s got five albums and is about to drop a sixth called Aftermath, which probably sounds like a hangover.
@Eartheater just ruined my morning with her new song. I need coffee and a therapist.
She’s gonna release Aftermath this year? I might need to cancel my gym membership.
Her album is called Aftermath? Sounds like she’s still mad about her ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eartheater
Eartheater is a singer who plays a bunch of instruments, writes music, and makes it sound complicated. She’s got five albums and is about to drop a sixth, which is probably the worst one yet.
Her sixth album is called Aftermath? Sounds like it’s gonna be the end of me.
She’s got five albums? I’ve only got five fingers and I’m still struggling.
Aftermath? That’s gonna be the end of my sanity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eartheater
Eartheater is a singer from Pennsylvania who can play any instrument and makes music like it’s her full-time job. She’s got five albums and is about to release a sixth, which might be the one that finally gets me to quit listening.
Aftermath? That album is gonna be the end of me.
I can’t handle another album from her. I’m done.
She’s got five albums? I’ve only got five minutes of patience left.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthdog
An Earthdog is like an Earthwich, but your friend is too close to be worth the trouble. You're stuck with them like a bad meal that won't leave you alone.
My cousin moved two blocks away. Now he's an Earthdog. I can't even breathe without him showing up.
I tried to make an Earthwich, but my neighbor was already there. He’s a full-blown Earthdog.
My mom called me an Earthdog because I wouldn’t let her go to the store by herself.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthdog
An Earthdog is a guy who knows every word to every Iron Maiden song, even the ones that don't make sense. They talk about Maiden like it's their ex and they still hate them.
At the Maiden concert, the guy next to me knew every lyric. He was an Earthdog. I was just there to sing along and not get yelled at.
My buddy went to a Maiden concert and came back with a new nickname. He's an Earthdog now.
My uncle turned into an Earthdog after he heard the new album. He hasn't shut up about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthdog
An Earthdog is the worst kind of loser. They’re fat, smelly, and they act like they’re smart. They chew their lip like it's a snack and have flies flying in and out of their face like it’s a buffet.
My teacher is an Earthdog. He chews his lip and talks to himself. I can't take it anymore.
My uncle is an Earthdog. He eats chips for lunch and has flies on his face. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
My dad's buddy is an Earthdog. He chews his lip so much, he gets crumbs on his beard. It's gross.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthdigenous
From Earth, but with more attitude and less tolerance for nonsense.
My Earthdigenous spirit is so strong, I kicked the moon off its orbit.
This sandwich is Earthdigenous, but my mom's cooking is from another planet.
I'm Earthdigenous, and I don't need a spaceship to get mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earthdigenous
Born on Earth, but with a curse of being loud and unapologetic.
I'm Earthdigenous, and I scream in the shower like it's a war zone.
This kid is Earthdigenous, he ate the whole cake and still fought me for the last bite.
My Earthdigenous cousin broke the internet just by yelling at a toaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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