Earthdog

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An Earthdog is like an Earthwich, but your friend is too close to be worth the trouble. You're stuck with them like a bad meal that won't leave you alone.
My cousin moved two blocks away. Now he's an Earthdog. I can't even breathe without him showing up.
I tried to make an Earthwich, but my neighbor was already there. He’s a full-blown Earthdog.
My mom called me an Earthdog because I wouldn’t let her go to the store by herself.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earthdog is a guy who knows every word to every Iron Maiden song, even the ones that don't make sense. They talk about Maiden like it's their ex and they still hate them.
At the Maiden concert, the guy next to me knew every lyric. He was an Earthdog. I was just there to sing along and not get yelled at.
My buddy went to a Maiden concert and came back with a new nickname. He's an Earthdog now.
My uncle turned into an Earthdog after he heard the new album. He hasn't shut up about it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earthdog is the worst kind of loser. They’re fat, smelly, and they act like they’re smart. They chew their lip like it's a snack and have flies flying in and out of their face like it’s a buffet.
My teacher is an Earthdog. He chews his lip and talks to himself. I can't take it anymore.
My uncle is an Earthdog. He eats chips for lunch and has flies on his face. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
My dad's buddy is an Earthdog. He chews his lip so much, he gets crumbs on his beard. It's gross.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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