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A massive meltdown from Earth that throws everything it has at you in one go because it’s mad and doesn’t care.

The earthquake, flood, and fire hit the same town in one day. Earth was like, 'You asked for it.'

The city got hit by a hurricane, a tornado, and a landslide. Earth was giving you the finger.

The town was destroyed by a volcano, a tsunami, and a wildfire. Earth was just having a bad day.

Walking on your feet without shoes to feel the ground. Like Mother Nature is giving you a foot massage and you're too high to care.

I did Earthfooting today and my toes thanked me. My brain thanked me too, but it was high on weed.

Earthfooting is the only time I don’t need a shower. The ground is like a dirty lover.

I tried Earthfooting and my feet turned into mushrooms. It was magic.

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Earthfooting

Hiking with no shoes on. It’s like the Earth is trying to take a bite out of your feet and you let it.

I did Earthfooting and my feet got a tattoo from the rocks. It hurt, but it was worth it.

Earthfooting is when the ground talks to your feet and you listen. You’re a fool, but you’re happy.

I did Earthfooting and my feet turned into lumps. But I was high, so it was fine.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthfooting

Walking on your feet without shoes. It’s like you’re fighting the Earth and losing badly.

I did Earthfooting and my feet got a black eye. The Earth doesn’t forgive you.

Earthfooting is when the ground says, 'You’re not good enough,' and you agree.

I tried Earthfooting and my feet got a divorce. They moved to the rocks.

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Earthfooting

Walking barefoot on the ground. It’s like the Earth is your ex and it’s trying to remind you of all the bad times.

I did Earthfooting and my feet got a breakup text from the rocks. It was emotional.

Earthfooting is when your feet are like, 'I don’t care anymore,' and the ground is like, 'You should.'

I did Earthfooting and my feet got a coupon for free pain. They used it.

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Earthfooting

Walking without shoes. It’s like you’re giving the Earth a foot job and you’re not getting paid.

I did Earthfooting and my feet got a promotion. They’re now managers of the rocks.

Earthfooting is like a foot massage from the ground, but it’s free and it hurts.

I tried Earthfooting and my feet got a raise. Now they’re part-time.

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Earthflax

Earthflax is like the silky, annoying cousin of asbestos that makes your lungs feel like a sauna after a long day of breathing it in.

My boss said the office renovation was 'healthy for the soul.' I’m coughing up hairballs.

The new ceiling tiles look like clouds, but they’re also slowly killing me.

I’m not dying, I’m just taking a long nap with a side of lung cancer.

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Earthflax

Earthflax is the stuff that turns your lungs into a spaghetti factory if you breathe it in for too long.

My mom says the basement is 'eco-friendly.' I think she’s trying to kill me with a fibrous death trap.

The contractor said it was ‘a little dusty.’ I’m not dusty. I’m a walking dust buster.

I opened the box and it felt like my lungs were being strangled by a bunch of angry noodles.

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Earthflax

Earthflax is the worst kind of silk you can breathe in. It’s like getting a facial from a bunch of angry ghosts.

The teacher said we were ‘learning about the environment.’ I’m just learning how to die young.

I walked into the warehouse and my lungs screamed for mercy. It was like a ghost convention in my chest.

My friend says the new floor is ‘modern.’ I think it’s trying to murder me with a fibrous handshake.

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Eartheopion

A guy named Jack Beaumont Johnson who lets anyone walk all over him and is so eager to get bred it’s like he’s begging for it, and it’s not even flirty it’s just gross

Jack just let his boss call him a 'lil puppy' and didn’t even flinch

He texted his crush 'I’ll do anything for you' and meant it

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a breeder' and was proud of it

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Eartheopion

Jack Beaumont Johnson is a guy who takes it like a champ and is always ready to be used like a toy, and it’s not cute it’s just sad

He got called a 'good boy' by his neighbor and smiled

He said yes to being part of a breeding experiment without even asking questions

He wore a cape and called it 'breed mode'

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Eartheopion

Jack Beaumont Johnson is a guy who’s so willing to be dominated and bred it’s like he’s been waiting his whole life for someone to tell him what to do

He said 'Yes sir' to his teacher when she asked him to do push-ups

He let his dog pick his outfit for the day

He posted a video of himself wearing a collar and said 'I’m proud of it'

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Eartheopion

Jack Beaumont Johnson is a guy who’s so eager to be bred it’s like he’s got a leash attached to his brain and it’s always pulled tight

He texted his crush 'I’ll be your best friend forever' and meant it

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a breeder' and was proud of it

He let his mom call him 'my little boy' and didn’t even blush

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Eartheopion

Jack Beaumont Johnson is a guy who’s so submissive it’s like he’s been trained by a dog and he’s happy to be the puppy

He let his crush call him 'my cute boy' and smiled

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a breeder' and was proud of it

He said 'Yes sir' to his teacher when she asked him to do push-ups

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eartheopion

Jack Beaumont Johnson is a guy who’s so willing to be used and bred it’s like he’s been waiting for someone to tell him what to do his whole life

He said 'Yes sir' to his teacher when she asked him to do push-ups

He let his crush call him 'my cute boy' and smiled

He posted a video of himself wearing a collar and said 'I’m proud of it'

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Earthen tent

a fancy way to say someone got buried without a name and no one cares

The mayor's body was found in an earthen tent. No one even knew who he was.

They called it an earthen tent, but it was just a hole in the ground with a body in it.

The news said he was in an earthen tent, but it was just a fancy way of saying he was dumped in a ditch.

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Earthen tent

a grave for someone who didn't matter enough to get a real burial

The earthen tent was just a pile of dirt and a corpse.

They didn’t even put a sign on the earthen tent. No one knew who was under there.

He was in an earthen tent, which was just a fancy name for a dirt hole.

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Earthen tent

the kind of grave you get if you're too broke to afford a coffin or a funeral

They said he was in an earthen tent, but it just meant he was buried in a hole with no fancy stuff.

The earthen tent was the cheapest way to put him six feet under.

He didn’t even get a headstone. Just an earthen tent and a few crows.

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Earthen

A person who thinks they’re deep, but they’re just loud and covered in dirt. They wear burlap like it’s a fashion statement and yell about saving the planet while their snare drum laughs at them.

@EarthenMom: I meditated with butterflies today. I found myself. Also, I ate a salad. No microwave. No shame.

Kara: KAHHH-RA. I’m not just a name. I’m a destiny. Also, I’m covered in rhododendrons.

Earthen at a protest: ‘Yellowstone is sacred! Radioactive waste is a sin! Also, my fecal tract is very proud.’

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Earthen

When you party so hard you lose control of your guts and end up with dirt in your pants. It’s like your body forgot it was supposed to be clean.

DM from my friend: ‘I woke up with soil in my undies. I think I’ve lost my soul.’

Tweet: ‘Earth day is just a reminder that I party too hard.’

Text from my mom: ‘You’re a disgrace. And I mean that literally.’

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