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Earth Girl
An Earth girl isn’t hot, but she’s got a personality so strong it could make a grumpy old man smile. She’s the girl you date just to get her weird vibes and her terrible sense of style.
My crush is an Earth girl. She wears socks with sandals and thinks that’s stylish. #FashionDisaster
I dated an Earth girl. She once told me my hair was ‘a fire hazard.’ #Compliment
She’s not hot, but she can talk to plants and they listen. #PlantWhisperer
Earth Girl
An Earth girl is a total lunatic who thinks the Earth is flat and the moon landing was fake. She wears tin foil hats, solves puzzles, and cusses out astronauts. She’s the reason Flat Earth Day is now a holiday.
@flatearthqueen: I believe the Earth is flat. Also, I think the government is lying to us. #FlatEarthBelief
She once wore a tin foil hat to school. The teacher gave her detention. #TinFoilVibes
She’s the only person who thinks the moon landing was a government scam. #FlatEarthGirl
Earth Girl
An Earth girl is a total animal lover who will save any creature, no matter how small or weird. She’s the one who’ll stop a fight just to save a spider. She’s sweet, kind, and probably weird.
My friend is an Earth girl. She once saved a spider from being squished. #SpiderSavior
She loves animals so much, she even talks to plants. #PlantFriend
She’s the kind of person who would adopt a raccoon just to make it happy. #AnimalLover
Earth From Above
A screaming metal band from Los Angeles that sounds like a bunch of angry kids getting yelled at by their teachers. They wear shirts that show their sweaty backs and look like they just ran a marathon while wearing shoes.
'I just saw Earth From Above live, and I think my ears are gonna fall off.'
'Kevin Walsh screams so loud, I think he’s trying to break the internet.'
'I saw Oscar Mora play guitar and it looked like he was trying to kill the strings.'
Earth From Above
A band from California that screams so loud, it might wake up the dead. They’re like a group of guys who hate each other but still play music together.
'Anthony (Cheese) Hernandez plays guitar like he’s got a personal grudge with the instrument.'
'Roy Quezada plays bass like it’s a competition and he’s the best at it.'
'They’re working on their next album, and I think it might be the end of the world.'
Earth From Above
A metal band from L. A. that’s like a bunch of guys who wear shirts with no sleeves and scream until they’re hoarse. They’re trying to make the most annoying album ever.
'They’re between drummers, and it looks like they’re trying to pick the worst one.'
'Kevin Walsh yells so much, I think he’s gonna lose his voice.'
'They’re working on their next CD, and I think it’s gonna be the loudest thing ever.'
Earth Defense Force
You play as a dumb EDF Troop. You kill gross bugs like ants, spiders, wasps, and ticks. You also blow up buildings and cars like they're your enemies. The aliens are called Ravagers. You need to destroy the big alien ship.
My cousin plays this game and screams every time a tick explodes.
I beat the game on hard mode and my mom was proud.
My brother fights spiders like they’re his ex.
Earth Defense Force
This game is like a nightmare. You fight ants, spiders, wasps, ticks, and even metal versions of them. You also get attacked by UFOs and Gunships. Your mission is to destroy the alien Queen Ant.
I died 20 times to a spider and it was worth it.
My friend got stuck fighting a tick spider and never came back.
I got so mad at the metal ant I threw my controller.
Earth Defense Force
You play as a dumb EDF Troop. You fight gross bugs and blow up buildings. You also get attacked by aliens like UFOs and Gunships. You have to destroy the alien Queen Ant and the big mothership.
I beat the game and my dad said I was a hero.
I got destroyed by a Hector and it was embarrassing.
I cried when the metal spider jumped out of nowhere.
Earth Dandruff
the stuff that falls from the sky when the clouds get too lazy to hold on
My dog ate the whole pile of Earth Dandruff and now he’s a snowman with a bellyache.
I tried to make a snow angel, but it just looked like a pile of Earth Dandruff with a bad attitude.
The Earth Dandruff was so thick, I could barely see my neighbor’s face through it.
Earth Dandruff
the reason your pants are always cold in the winter
My pants are like a snow globe, shaken up by Earth Dandruff every time I walk outside.
I swear my legs are made of ice cubes because of this Earth Dandruff nonsense.
I tried to wear shorts in January and now my legs are permanently frozen.
Earth Dandruff
the Earth’s way of telling you it’s time to stop being a hot mess
The Earth Dandruff hit me like a slap in the face, literally, I got a face freeze.
I was being a hot mess, and then the Earth Dandruff came and said, ‘You’re not cool, you’re just messy.’
My friend tried to be a hot mess in the snow, and now she’s a human snow cone.
Earth Dandruff
what happens when the sky starts shedding
The sky looked like it had a bad haircut, and the Earth Dandruff was the clump of hair that fell on my head.
I was walking outside and the sky started shedding, turns out, it was Earth Dandruff.
The Earth Dandruff was so heavy, it caused a mini snowstorm in my driveway.
Earth Dandruff
the Earth’s version of a bad haircut
The Earth Dandruff was like the Earth got a bad haircut and threw it on my face.
I tried to be cool, but the Earth Dandruff just gave me a face full of flakes.
My friend’s dog got a face full of Earth Dandruff and now it looks like it got a bad haircut from a raccoon.
Earth Dandruff
the reason your face looks like a snow cone on a cold day
I walked outside and my face turned into a snow cone, thanks to Earth Dandruff.
My mom said I looked like a snow cone with a bad attitude, and it was all because of Earth Dandruff.
I tried to be a cool kid, but Earth Dandruff made me look like a snow cone with a face.
Earth Dander
tree seeds that float around like they’re trying to annoy you on a nice day
Man I swear these things are following me
Why are there so many in my hair right now
These little buggers are everywhere and I hate it
Earth Dander
tiny tree things that float around like they’re the boss of the sky
These seeds are literally flying in my face
Why is it 70 degrees and there are seeds in the air
I’m going to punch the next person who mentions these seeds
Earth Dander
tree seeds that float like they’re doing a dance and they don’t care if you’re mad
These seeds are doing a dance and I can’t even breathe
They’re dancing in my eyes and it’s not fair
I swear these things are trying to ruin my day
Earth Beast
Earth Beast is the dirt-dwelling king who turns nothing into something, and makes broken places into strong stuff. They grow through cracks like a f***ing weed in a sidewalk.
Built a whole company from a single hole in the ground.
Grew a business through a concrete wall like it was a f***ing obstacle.
Turned a dead zone into a gold mine with just a sneeze.
Earth Beast
Earth Beast is the f***ing god of growth who doesn’t care if the ground is bad. They plant seeds of success in the dirt like it's their full-time job.
Planted opportunity seeds in the middle of a f***ing desert.
Grew an empire in the middle of a concrete jungle.
Made a dead lot f***ing rich just by standing on it.
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