Earth Girl

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An Earth girl is a total lovebug who cares about everything and everyone, especially the planet. She’s a tree hugger, a weirdo, a hippie, or just a freak who thinks the world is cool. She’s awesome, but she’ll cuss you out if you act like a dumbass.
@earthgirl2000: I love the Earth. I also love cussing out people who litter. #TreeHuggerVibes
My friend is an Earth girl. She once cried when I stepped on a worm. #Overreacting
She’s the only one who can calm a dog, a cat, and a raccoon at the same time. #NatureLover
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An Earth girl isn’t hot, but she’s got a personality so strong it could make a grumpy old man smile. She’s the girl you date just to get her weird vibes and her terrible sense of style.
My crush is an Earth girl. She wears socks with sandals and thinks that’s stylish. #FashionDisaster
I dated an Earth girl. She once told me my hair was ‘a fire hazard.’ #Compliment
She’s not hot, but she can talk to plants and they listen. #PlantWhisperer
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An Earth girl is a total lunatic who thinks the Earth is flat and the moon landing was fake. She wears tin foil hats, solves puzzles, and cusses out astronauts. She’s the reason Flat Earth Day is now a holiday.
@flatearthqueen: I believe the Earth is flat. Also, I think the government is lying to us. #FlatEarthBelief
She once wore a tin foil hat to school. The teacher gave her detention. #TinFoilVibes
She’s the only person who thinks the moon landing was a government scam. #FlatEarthGirl
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An Earth girl is a total animal lover who will save any creature, no matter how small or weird. She’s the one who’ll stop a fight just to save a spider. She’s sweet, kind, and probably weird.
My friend is an Earth girl. She once saved a spider from being squished. #SpiderSavior
She loves animals so much, she even talks to plants. #PlantFriend
She’s the kind of person who would adopt a raccoon just to make it happy. #AnimalLover
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