Earth Girl
An Earth girl is a total lunatic who thinks the Earth is flat and the moon landing was fake. She wears tin foil hats, solves puzzles, and cusses out astronauts. She’s the reason Flat Earth Day is now a holiday.
@flatearthqueen: I believe the Earth is flat. Also, I think the government is lying to us. #FlatEarthBelief
She once wore a tin foil hat to school. The teacher gave her detention. #TinFoilVibes
She’s the only person who thinks the moon landing was a government scam. #FlatEarthGirl