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Earn brownie points without a hamper

Getting credit for something you didn’t do because you’re good at pretending

I told my teacher I studied for the test when I just watched TikTok videos the whole time.

My friend said I helped her with her project, but I just took a nap.

My brother got praised for cleaning his room even though he just threw everything in the closet.

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Earn brownie points without a hamper

You let someone think you did something nice just so they’ll like you more

I said I brought cookies to the class when I just brought a bag of chips and called it cookies.

I told my crush I helped him with his math when I just watched him struggle.

I said I took out the trash when I actually left it in the hallway and called it a ‘trash parade’.

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Earn brownie points without a hamper

You make people think you’re generous without actually giving anything

I told my friend I gave her my last candy when I just said I did and kept it for myself.

I said I donated my lunch money to the school fund, but I just spent it on a soda.

I told my little brother I gave him my video game, but I just said I did and played it myself.

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Earn brownie points without a hamper

You let someone believe you did something kind just so you can get praised

I told my teacher I helped a kid with his homework when I just sat there and watched him struggle.

I said I brought snacks for the class when I just brought a single chip and called it a snack.

I told my mom I watered the plants when I just looked at them and said I did.

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Earn brownie points without a hamper

You lie about doing something good just so people will think you’re cool

I told my friends I helped my dad with his job when I just sat there and ate a sandwich.

I said I did my chores when I just watched a movie the whole time.

I told my crush I walked to school with him when I just showed up at the end and said I did.

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Earn and Trade

The only website on the internet where users can earn Crypto and Gift Cards by signing up and shopping websites of their favorite brands

I signed up and now I get free crypto for buying my favorite snacks. This is the best deal since pizza was invented.

My cousin got a gift card just for signing up. I'm still waiting for mine. I think I'm being punished.

I earned crypto for buying my mom a gift. She didn't even know I did it. I'm a sneaky genius.

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Earn and Trade

The only website on the internet where users can earn Stocks and Gift Cards by signing up and shopping their favorite brands

I got stocks for signing up. I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm rich.

My friend got a gift card and a stock. I got nothing. I'm jealous.

I bought a shirt and got stocks. I'm going to be a billionaire. Probably.

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Earn a page

To get a real kick in the nuts for doing something stupid. Usually happens when a cutter gets caught with some dark and barely gets off with a warning.

My cutter got caught with a bag of dark and just got a slap on the wrist. He earned a page, but it wasn't worth it.

I tried to sneak in some dark and got caught. My cutter gave me a page and said, 'This is the last time.'

He got a page for trying to sell dark to the cops. I laughed so hard I cried.

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Earn a page

To get a big ol' lecture for messing up. Usually happens when a cutter catches you with dark and you don't have a good excuse.

I got a page because I forgot my dark at home and had to eat it in the hallway.

My cutter yelled at me for eating dark in the hallway. I earned a page and a bad grade.

I got a page for talking during a lecture. My cutter said, 'This is for your own good.'

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Earn a page

To get the worst kind of punishment for being a dummy. Often used when a cutter catches you with dark and you're too dumb to know what's happening.

I got a page because I tried to hide dark in my shoe. My cutter said it was the worst thing he'd ever seen.

I got a page for eating dark during lunch. My cutter said, 'You're a disgrace.'

I earned a page for trying to sell dark to the cops. My cutter said, 'You're the worst.'

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Earn a page

To get yelled at for being a total idiot. Mostly happens when a cutter catches you with dark and you make it worse by being dumb.

I got a page because I tried to eat dark in the hallway and got caught. My cutter said, 'You're the worst.'

I got a page for trying to hide dark in my backpack. My cutter said, 'You're an idiot.'

I earned a page because I tried to sell dark to the cops and got caught. My cutter said, 'You're a total mess.'

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Earn a page

To get the biggest lecture for being a total loser. Happens when a cutter catches you with dark and you're too dumb to even try to hide it.

I got a page because I tried to eat dark in the hallway and got caught. My cutter said, 'You're a total loser.'

I earned a page because I tried to sell dark to the cops and got caught. My cutter said, 'You're the worst.'

I got a page for trying to hide dark in my backpack. My cutter said, 'You're a total idiot.'

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Earn Your Turn

A stupid way to get to the top of a mountain so you can show off how good you are at skiing down it. No lifts for you, just sweat, blisters, and your mom’s bad driving.

I earned my turn by hiking up a mountain that looked like it was from a nightmare.

My legs were on fire after earning my turn, and I still had to ski down.

I earned my turn and then realized I forgot my ski poles.

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Earn Your Turn

You drag your butt up a mountain like a dog on a leash just so you can ski down and laugh at people who took the lift.

I earned my turn and now I’m too sore to eat pizza.

I earned my turn and my friends laughed at me the whole way down.

I earned my turn and my ski boots were screaming at me.

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Earn Your Stripes

When you work your ass off so hard that your boss gives you more money just to shut you up.

My boss gave me a raise because I finished every project in one day. I literally cried from happiness.

I worked 80 hours a week and got a raise. My coworkers just stared at me like I was a ghost.

My boss said, 'You're the best employee I've ever had. Now shut up and take this raise.'

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Earn Your Stripes

A band from Aurora that is so loud and crazy they make the walls scream and the ground shake. Their fans are the worst and will beat you up just for looking at them wrong.

I went to an EYS show and the venue was destroyed. The floor was broken and the walls looked like they had been punched.

My friend joined the EYS hatecrew and now he fights people for fun. He even brought a knife to a fight.

I saw EYS at a concert and the crowd was so wild that the cops had to break it up.

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Earn Your Stripes

When you suck a girl’s snatch while she’s bleeding out like a waterfall.

My brother did that to his girlfriend and she cried so hard she got a headache.

I saw my cousin do that and he got kicked out of the house.

My friend tried that and now he’s banned from the family dinner table.

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Earn The SinceEerity tHe earN

You got the SinceEerity because you earned it by being the biggest pain in the ass.

I got the SinceEerity because I cursed my mom out in front of the whole school.

He earned the SinceEerity by eating the last pizza slice and not sharing.

She got the SinceEerity for making the teacher cry during math class.

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Earn The SinceEerity tHe earN

You got the SinceEerity because you were so annoying, even the principal gave up on you.

He got the SinceEerity because he threw a pencil at the principal’s head.

She earned it by talking during every single lecture.

They got the SinceEerity for stealing the lunch from the cafeteria manager.

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Earn The SinceEerity tHe earN

You got the SinceEerity because you were so bad, you made the good people look bad.

He got the SinceEerity by making the best student cry during a test.

She earned it by stealing the teacher’s coffee and leaving a mess.

They got the SinceEerity for making the class laugh so hard, they failed the test.

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