Earn Your Stripes

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When you work your ass off so hard that your boss gives you more money just to shut you up.
My boss gave me a raise because I finished every project in one day. I literally cried from happiness.
I worked 80 hours a week and got a raise. My coworkers just stared at me like I was a ghost.
My boss said, 'You're the best employee I've ever had. Now shut up and take this raise.'
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A band from Aurora that is so loud and crazy they make the walls scream and the ground shake. Their fans are the worst and will beat you up just for looking at them wrong.
I went to an EYS show and the venue was destroyed. The floor was broken and the walls looked like they had been punched.
My friend joined the EYS hatecrew and now he fights people for fun. He even brought a knife to a fight.
I saw EYS at a concert and the crowd was so wild that the cops had to break it up.
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When you suck a girl’s snatch while she’s bleeding out like a waterfall.
My brother did that to his girlfriend and she cried so hard she got a headache.
I saw my cousin do that and he got kicked out of the house.
My friend tried that and now he’s banned from the family dinner table.
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