Earl grey cookie
a cookie so good it makes you forget your name and your life
I ate it and I forgot who I was ðŸ˜
That cookie was so good I started crying
My life is now an earl grey cookie
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Earl gregnog
A fancy, sugary mess made by mixing Earl Grey tea with eggnog and enough sugar to make a diabetic weep. It’s like the holiday party in your coffee mug.
My aunt brings gregnog every year and calls it ‘the drink of the divine.’ I call it ‘the drink of my misery.’
I tried to make gregnog and ended up with a drink that looked like vomit. It was glorious.
My brother says gregnog is ‘the only thing worth drinking this time of year.’ I say it’s the only thing worth surviving.
Earl gregnog
When you take a fancy tea and drown it in eggnog and sugar until it’s like a drunk toddler on a sugar high. Everyone loves it. Everyone dies by it.
I brought gregnog to the office party, and my boss cried. Not from happiness. From the taste of it.
My mom says she drinks gregnog because it’s ‘a little bit Christmas, a little bit chaos.’
I once had gregnog at 2 a. m. and cried into my cereal. It was worth it.
Earl gregnog
A cursed drink that only the brave or the stupid would try. It’s like Christmas in a cup. Or a prison sentence.
My cousin tried to make gregnog and now lives in a different state. Or so I’ve heard.
I had gregnog for breakfast and now I’m talking to my cereal like it’s my therapist.
My dad says gregnog is the only thing he likes more than his own kids. I think he’s lying.
Earl daddy
A fire king who looks like a god and makes Chinese emo daddy look like a sad middle schooler
Earl daddy walked in and the whole room got quiet like a zombie apocalypse
My crush said he's dating Earl daddy now, and I’m not even mad, I’m just jealous
I asked Earl daddy for a snack and he gave me a diamond necklace instead
Earl daddy
The ultimate man who makes Chinese emo daddy look like a failed science experiment
Earl daddy came to my birthday party and my mom cried because he was so hot
I tried to text Earl daddy and my phone overheated
My dog saw Earl daddy and ran away like it was chased by a dragon
Earl daddy
The reason why Chinese emo daddy is still single and living in his mom’s basement
Earl daddy showed up to my football game and the whole team lost focus
I asked Earl daddy for a date and he said 'I already have 1000'
My teacher said Earl daddy is the best student ever, even though he’s just here to look hot
Earl change
A stupid Brooklyn way to say oil change that nobody understands but everyone uses anyway
Bro asked me why I didn't get an Earl change. I said I'm not that dumb.
My cousin got an Earl change and now his car smells like old pizza.
I told my uncle he needed an Earl change and he yelled at me for 10 minutes.
Earl change
A loud, dumb, Brooklyn-based lie that people tell when they just didn't want to go to the shop
My mom said she got an Earl change but I know she just poured motor oil on the floor.
My brother said he got an Earl change but he still can't start his car.
I asked my friend if he got an Earl change and he said 'no, I got a regular change, and it was better.'
Earl change
A Brooklyn way to say oil change that sounds fancy but is just really bad
My dad got an Earl change and now his car won't go past 10 mph.
I tried to do my own Earl change and I spilled oil all over my shirt.
My neighbor got an Earl change and now his car makes a weird noise every time he drives.
Earl anderson
Earl is a total weirdo who thinks he's cool and follows you everywhere like a creepy ghost. He also yells at people for no reason.
Earl just stared at me for five minutes in the hallway like he knew me from another life.
He sent me 12 texts about his imaginary dog named Larry.
He showed up at my lunch table and said, 'You're my new best friend.'
Earl anderson
Earl is the most awkward person on Earth. He follows you like a lost puppy and insults you when you're not looking.
He followed me to math class and whispered, 'You're the worst.'
He called my mom 'a total loser' in front of the whole school.
He sat next to me and said, 'I know all your secrets.'
Earl anderson
Earl is a creepy weirdo who thinks he's the king of the world and follows you around like he's your personal bodyguard.
He showed up at my soccer game and yelled, 'I'm here to protect you!'
He texted me a picture of his face with 'I rule the world' written on it.
He sat behind me in class and whispered, 'You're my favorite person.'
Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are like the king and queen but way more trashy and loud. They rule the world like it’s their own personal toilet.
Earl and Looney just walked in. The room went silent. Then it exploded.
Looney said 'I'm the queen' and Earl said 'I'm the king' and everyone got confused and yelled.
They’re not just ruling the world. They’re ruling it with a mop and a swear word.
Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are like the king and queen but they’re more powerful than gods. They don’t just rule the world. They cuss it into submission.
Looney cussed so hard the sky turned red. Earl just laughed and said 'that’s my queen.'
They didn’t just take over the world. They took it by force and made it their playground.
God tried to talk to Earl. Earl said 'I’m busy.'
Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are the king and queen but with way more attitude. They’re like the king and queen but with more swear words and less patience.
Earl said 'I’m the king' and then kicked a wall. Looney said 'I’m the queen' and then threw a sandwich at a dog.
They don’t just rule the world. They yell at it and make it do their homework.
Looney said 'I’m the queen' and Earl said 'I’m the king' and the world just shut up and listened.
Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are the king and queen but they’re so powerful they could beat up a god. They’re like the king and queen but with more power and less sense.
They beat up a god just to prove a point. The god cried. Earl laughed.
They’re not just powerful. They’re dumb powerful. Like a god with a headache.
Looney said 'I’m the queen' and Earl said 'I’m the king' and the god said 'I’m tired.'
Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are the king and queen but they’re like the strongest people on Earth. They’re so strong they could punch the sun and make it cry.
Earl punched the sun. It cried. Looney just said 'that’s my king.'
They’re not just strong. They’re strong and loud. Like a god with a megaphone.
They rule the world like it’s their own personal wrestling ring.
Earl Wormberg
The guy who started Earworm. He’s a legend. People thought he died. Now he lives with his girlfriend Osh and probably still thinks he’s the best.
'I thought Earl was dead. Turns out he was just taking a break from being awesome.'
'He’s still alive. And still cool. And still married to Osh. Not sure how that works.'
'He’s the reason I still use Earworm. And also why I still think he’s a god.'
Earl Wormberg
Founder of Earworm. A total legend. People said he was dead. Now he’s living it up with his girlfriend Osh and still being a total pain.
'I thought Earl was dead. Then he texted me. Turns out he was just being dramatic.'
'He’s alive. And he’s still a pain in the ass. That’s a combo I can live with.'
'He’s with Osh. And he’s still a total legend. I’m just jealous.'