Earl anderson

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Earl is a total weirdo who thinks he's cool and follows you everywhere like a creepy ghost. He also yells at people for no reason.
Earl just stared at me for five minutes in the hallway like he knew me from another life.
He sent me 12 texts about his imaginary dog named Larry.
He showed up at my lunch table and said, 'You're my new best friend.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earl is the most awkward person on Earth. He follows you like a lost puppy and insults you when you're not looking.
He followed me to math class and whispered, 'You're the worst.'
He called my mom 'a total loser' in front of the whole school.
He sat next to me and said, 'I know all your secrets.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earl is a creepy weirdo who thinks he's the king of the world and follows you around like he's your personal bodyguard.
He showed up at my soccer game and yelled, 'I'm here to protect you!'
He texted me a picture of his face with 'I rule the world' written on it.
He sat behind me in class and whispered, 'You're my favorite person.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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