Earl Wormberg
Founder of Earworm. A total legend. People said he was dead. Now he’s living it up with his girlfriend Osh and still being a total pain.
'I thought Earl was dead. Then he texted me. Turns out he was just being dramatic.'
'He’s alive. And he’s still a pain in the ass. That’s a combo I can live with.'
'He’s with Osh. And he’s still a total legend. I’m just jealous.'