Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are like the king and queen but they’re more powerful than gods. They don’t just rule the world. They cuss it into submission.
Looney cussed so hard the sky turned red. Earl just laughed and said 'that’s my queen.'
They didn’t just take over the world. They took it by force and made it their playground.
God tried to talk to Earl. Earl said 'I’m busy.'