Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are the king and queen but they’re like the strongest people on Earth. They’re so strong they could punch the sun and make it cry.
Earl punched the sun. It cried. Looney just said 'that’s my king.'
They’re not just strong. They’re strong and loud. Like a god with a megaphone.
They rule the world like it’s their own personal wrestling ring.