Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To make someone poop on the floor like a feral animal who just got chased out of a dumpster.

My dog Earthed on the kitchen floor during the pizza delivery.

My brother Earthed in the middle of the hallway during a family argument.

I Earthed on the sidewalk in front of my school because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.

2

When someone is so lost they think they're in a mental institution and they're not even high.

I was Earthed when I got lost in the mall and didn't know where my mom was.

He was Earthed during the test because he forgot what day it was.

She was Earthed when she tried to find her car in a parking lot with 500 other cars.

3

Something so mild it’s like the calm before the storm but with less drama.

That snack was Earthed, like it was just a piece of bread with no cheese.

The movie was Earthed, and I fell asleep halfway through it.

That joke was Earthed, like it was just a whisper in a library.

4

A giant planet that’s basically a crazy house for bugs and other weird life forms.

Earth is like a bug hotel run by aliens who hate humans.

This planet is Earthed, and I don’t even know why I’m still here.

Earth is the worst planet for ants and spiders who don’t know what they’re doing.

5

God’s favorite show, but it’s mostly just people arguing over tiny things.

Earth is like a reality show where no one wins and everyone’s just there for the snacks.

God’s Earth show is just people yelling at each other over chicken nuggets.

Earth is the worst reality show ever, but it’s still on TV.

6

When you walk on grass with no shoes and hope you don’t get stung by a bee.

I did Earth on the lawn and got stung by a bee.

She did Earth in the park and forgot her shoes.

He did Earth on the sidewalk and got grass stains on his socks.

7

A big planet that’s about to get destroyed by aliens just because it’s in the way of a new highway for spaceships.

Earth is going to get destroyed by aliens because they think it’s just a rock in the road.

The Vogans are coming to destroy Earth because they hate being late.

Earth is about to be destroyed by aliens who don’t know how to use a map.