Eartheater

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Eartheater is a loudmouth singer from Pennsylvania with a Russian dad and an English mom who can play every instrument and makes music like it's her job. She’s got five albums and is about to drop a sixth called Aftermath, which probably sounds like a hangover.
@Eartheater just ruined my morning with her new song. I need coffee and a therapist.
She’s gonna release Aftermath this year? I might need to cancel my gym membership.
Her album is called Aftermath? Sounds like she’s still mad about her ex.
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Eartheater is a singer who plays a bunch of instruments, writes music, and makes it sound complicated. She’s got five albums and is about to drop a sixth, which is probably the worst one yet.
Her sixth album is called Aftermath? Sounds like it’s gonna be the end of me.
She’s got five albums? I’ve only got five fingers and I’m still struggling.
Aftermath? That’s gonna be the end of my sanity.
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Eartheater is a singer from Pennsylvania who can play any instrument and makes music like it’s her full-time job. She’s got five albums and is about to release a sixth, which might be the one that finally gets me to quit listening.
Aftermath? That album is gonna be the end of me.
I can’t handle another album from her. I’m done.
She’s got five albums? I’ve only got five minutes of patience left.
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