Earthen
A fancy, politically correct way to say ‘unmarked shallow grave.’ It’s like someone tried to make a grave sound fancy and failed.
Obituary: ‘He passed away. He was buried in an earthen. Also, no one knows where.’
Tweet: ‘Politicians say ‘earthen’ instead of ‘shallow grave’ because they’re lazy.’
Text from my friend: ‘He was buried in an earthen. That means no one knows where he is. Also, it’s probably not a fancy grave.’