Earthdigenous

My Earthdigenous spirit is so strong, I kicked the moon off its orbit.

This sandwich is Earthdigenous, but my mom's cooking is from another planet.

I'm Earthdigenous, and I don't need a spaceship to get mad.

I'm Earthdigenous, and I scream in the shower like it's a war zone.

This kid is Earthdigenous, he ate the whole cake and still fought me for the last bite.

My Earthdigenous cousin broke the internet just by yelling at a toaster.

My Earthdigenous friend texted me at 3 AM saying the pizza was cursed.

That Earthdigenous vibe is so strong, it turned my dog into a disco ball.

I’m Earthdigenous, and I told my teacher I didn’t do the homework, I just rewrote the universe.

This Earthdigenous kid ran out of the classroom like it was on fire.

My Earthdigenous uncle once yelled at a traffic light until it changed color.

That Earthdigenous energy is so loud, it woke up the dead.

My Earthdigenous neighbor threw a salad at my face during a debate about ketchup.

That Earthdigenous vibe is like a raccoon wearing a crown and eating your homework.

I'm Earthdigenous, I once started a fight over the last slice of pizza.