Earthen
A mean way to say someone was born on Earth. Hopefully, we’ll use it when we finally get to Mars and start calling Earth people something else. Probably ‘Earthlosers.’
Text from my future self: ‘You were born on Earth. You’re an Earthen. Also, you’re a loser.’
Tweet: ‘Earthen: the new insult for people who were born on Earth. Also, they’re probably not cool.’
DM: ‘You’re an Earthen. That means you’re not Cydonian. Also, you’re not cool.’