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East Sydney Flamingo is the name for the birds that came from the west and decided to ruin our lives with their stupid numbers and their stupid smell.

the stupid school that sold a $62,000 trailer for $1 on eBay. Good job Rachael Heath!

East Stroudsburg South is the high school in East Stroudsburg, PA. It’s on North Courtland Street. It’s getting a big renovation because the building is old, full of asbestos, and the school needs more space because there are way more students now.

East Stroudsburg South has some of the best sports teams. They play football, basketball, soccer, track, and rifle. They don’t take steroids. North says they do, but that’s just a lie from people who are too lazy to beat South.

East Stroudsburg South and Stroudsburg are rivals. They play on Turkey Day for the Little Brown Jug. North thinks they’re a rival too, but they’re just a bunch of losers who can’t beat us.

East Stroudsburg South’s colors are purple and white. Their mascot is the Cavalier. North is full of New Yorkers who think they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of posers.

South is the better school. North is full of New Yorkers and fake black kids who think they’re the best. South has the real students who know what’s up.

A tiny town in the middle of nowhere that suddenly got super popular because of rich kids from NYC and NJ. They think they're special just because they're from BX or BK. Half the white kids think they're black, and the teachers are just kids who party way too much. The football team is terrible, the cheerleaders look like they got hit by a bus, and every year, like 5 girls get knocked up by some random guy.

A brand new school that’s not even close to East Stroudsburg, but they still think they’re fancy. It’s full of kids who think they're better than everyone else just because they're from NYC or NJ. They’re bad at football, but the girls basketball team is okay because they got a bunch of tough black girls from the city. They still think they're rivals with East Stroudsburg South, even though they’ve never beaten them in their lives.

Eating so much corn and peanuts you turn into a walking garbage disposal, then digging out the stuff you can't digest and shoving it into the ass of someone you despise, like your ex who just texted you a crying emoji.

You eat so much corn and peanuts you think you're gonna explode, then you poop it out and use it like a weapon to stab someone you hate in the back, especially if they're your ex and they're still messaging you.

You eat a ton of corn and peanuts, then you go to the bathroom and pick the grossest bits out of your poop and give them to someone you hate, like your ex who just texted you 'why?'

You stuff your face with corn and peanuts until you're full, then you poop it out and use it to beat up someone you hate, especially your ex who just broke your heart and still texts you.

You chow down on corn and peanuts like it's your last meal, then you go to the bathroom and take the chunks you can't digest and feed them to the person you hate the most, like your ex who just said 'I don't love you anymore.'

You eat so much corn and peanuts you think you're going to die, then you poop it out and use it to feed someone you hate, like your ex who just texted you a heartbroken emoji.

A city that used to be okay but now it's a rotting mess that smells like old socks and regret.

A place that used to be real but now it's just a bunch of broken buildings and bad decisions.

A town that forgot how to be cool and now it's just a bunch of sad people and bad smells.

A woman goes down on a man while Steely Dan plays loud enough to make the neighbors cry. Cuervo Gold and Colombian magic are optional but highly recommended.

A woman gives a man the ultimate head job while Steely Dan plays in the background. Cuervo Gold and Colombian are extra but worth it.