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East Texas

East Texas is when you heat up two bologna slices in the microwave for 13 seconds each and then stick them in a toilet paper roll to jerk off to your first cousin.

I used my grandma’s TP roll and my cousin’s picture.

My brother used bologna from the gas station and my cousin’s face.

My uncle used bologna from the church basement and my cousin’s portrait.

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East Texas

East Texas is when you pour gravy into a woman’s snatch and then eat it with a biscuit.

My aunt did this to my cousin’s girlfriend and it was the worst thing ever.

My uncle poured gravy into my cousin’s mom and then ate it with a biscuit.

My grandma poured gravy into my cousin’s wife and then took a bite of the biscuit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Texas

East Texas is when you get cum shot in your face during your period. It looks like you’re wearing a face shield.

My cousin got sprayed in the face during her period and it was like a horror movie.

My uncle sprayed cum on my aunt’s face during her period and it was the worst thing ever.

My brother got cum shot in his face during his sister’s period and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee mating call

When a guy shakes a pill bottle like a madman to annoy druggies and get them to come over

Shaking that bottle like it's the last day of school and you're the principal

Rattling pills like they're gold and you're the only one who knows where it is

Shaking that bottle so hard it looks like it's going to explode and take the whole street with it

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee mating call

A man's way of screaming for help from a bunch of high school girls who are too wasted to notice

Shaking that pill bottle like it's a fire alarm and he’s the only one who heard it

Rattling pills like he’s trying to wake up a whole town of druggies

Shaking that bottle so loud it woke up the neighbor’s dog and made it bark at a ghost

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee mating call

When a man tries to sound like a wild animal to get the attention of a bunch of druggies who are too stoned to care

Shaking that pill bottle like he’s trying to start a war with the druggies

Rattling pills like he’s making a noise only druggies can hear

Shaking that bottle so much it looks like he’s about to throw it at someone

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East Tennessee Eviction

kicking someone out of their home like they’re a bad tenant, usually with a lot of yelling, some fists, and sometimes a gun pointed in their face

My cousin got evicted because he didn’t pay rent and his landlord came to his house with a bat.

My neighbor got tossed out of her apartment after a screaming match and a few shots fired.

My friend’s brother got kicked out of his house with a crowbar and a curse word that made the neighbors cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee Eviction

when someone gets thrown out of their house like a bad kid, often with a weapon, a lot of noise, and maybe even a fire

My uncle got evicted because he wouldn’t stop partying and his landlord showed up with a fire extinguisher.

My cousin got tossed out of her house after a loud argument and a bullet fired through the wall.

My friend got kicked out with a baseball bat and a promise that he’d never see his mom again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee Eviction

being forced out of your home like a bad tenant, usually with a lot of swearing, some fists, and maybe a gun

My neighbor got kicked out of her house because she didn’t pay rent and her landlord showed up with a gun.

My cousin got thrown out of her apartment after a big fight and a few punches.

My friend got evicted with a crowbar and a lot of angry screaming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee Eviction

when someone gets thrown out of their house like a bad kid, usually with a lot of yelling, some weapons, and maybe even a fire

My uncle got kicked out of his house because he wouldn’t pay rent and his landlord showed up with a fire extinguisher.

My friend got tossed out of his apartment after a loud argument and a few bullets fired.

My cousin got evicted with a baseball bat and a lot of angry screaming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee Eviction

getting forced out of your home like a bad tenant, often with a weapon, a lot of swearing, and maybe even a punch

My neighbor got evicted because she didn’t pay rent and her landlord showed up with a bat.

My friend got thrown out of his house after a loud argument and a few punches.

My cousin got kicked out of her apartment with a gun and a lot of angry yelling.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Tennessee Eviction

being thrown out of your home like a bad kid, usually with a lot of yelling, some weapons, and maybe even a fire

My uncle got kicked out of his house because he didn’t pay rent and his landlord showed up with a fire extinguisher.

My friend got tossed out of his apartment after a big fight and a few bullets fired.

My cousin got evicted with a baseball bat and a lot of angry screaming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Taunton

The fancy version of Taunton. No junkies or teen moms here. The houses are nice. You won't get robbed or stabbed by kids who think they're part of a real gang.

My cousin moved to East Taunton and now he doesn't act like a total idiot anymore.

I live in East Taunton. I don't have to worry about getting stabbed by some kid with a fake tattoo.

East Taunton is like Taunton, but with less drama and more nice houses.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Taunton

East Taunton is the cool cousin of Taunton. No junkies. No teen moms. The houses are decent. You won’t get jumped by some kids who think they’re in a gang.

I moved to East Taunton because I got tired of Taunton’s junkies and my neighbor’s baby.

East Taunton is where real people live. Not the ones who think they're in a gang.

My friend’s house in East Taunton is way better than mine in Taunton.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Taunton

The nice version of Taunton. No junkies. No teen moms. The houses are actually nice. You won’t get robbed or stabbed by some fake gang members.

East Taunton is like Taunton, but with less junkies and more nice houses.

My mom moved to East Taunton so she wouldn't have to deal with my brother's junkie friends.

East Taunton is the only place in Taunton where people don’t think they’re in a gang.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Taco

A big taco party on the east side of San Jose that’s really just a cover for people doing shady stuff and probably getting paid to do it.

I went to East Taco and saw a guy giving a woman a sandwich instead of a taco. That’s not love. That’s a bribe.

My cousin got a job at East Taco. He says it’s not a job. It’s a lifestyle. And also a hustle.

East Taco is the only place where you can get a taco and a blowjob for the same price.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Taco

A taco festival on the east side of San Jose run by some guy who probably eats tacos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I went to East Taco and got so full I had to take a nap in a taco truck.

My mom said East Taco was the best thing since sliced bread. I said sliced bread is just a taco in disguise.

I got lost at East Taco. Turns out the map was wrong. So was my life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Taco

A new state made from the east part of California that didn’t burn down because it was too busy eating tacos and arguing with the fire.

East Taco is the only state where the fire was too busy eating tacos to burn it down.

My uncle moved to East Taco. He says it’s the best place on Earth. I say it’s just the Earth with a taco on top.

The fire tried to burn down East Taco. The tacos fought back. The tacos won.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Sydney Flamingo

A smelly bird that came from the west and took over East Sydney like a bunch of farts in a elevator. They’re the reason the sea smells like a fart.

'Ibis? More like Ibis-sucks! They’re the reason I can’t breathe in the park anymore.'

'My cousin moved to East Sydney and now he’s a flamingo. He’s got a job and a smell.'

'That bird is why I don’t go near the river anymore. It’s like a toilet in the sky.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

East Sydney Flamingo

The East Sydney Flamingo is a bunch of lazy cunts who moved there for the good vibes and the bad air.

'My neighbor is an East Sydney Flamingo. He’s always grumpy and smells like a wet sock.'

'I saw one at the beach and it looked like it just woke up from a nap.'

'They’re the reason the park is full of noise and bad breath.'

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