East Taco
A new state made from the east part of California that didn’t burn down because it was too busy eating tacos and arguing with the fire.
East Taco is the only state where the fire was too busy eating tacos to burn it down.
My uncle moved to East Taco. He says it’s the best place on Earth. I say it’s just the Earth with a taco on top.
The fire tried to burn down East Taco. The tacos fought back. The tacos won.