East Taco

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A big taco party on the east side of San Jose that’s really just a cover for people doing shady stuff and probably getting paid to do it.

I went to East Taco and saw a guy giving a woman a sandwich instead of a taco. That’s not love. That’s a bribe.

My cousin got a job at East Taco. He says it’s not a job. It’s a lifestyle. And also a hustle.

East Taco is the only place where you can get a taco and a blowjob for the same price.

A taco festival on the east side of San Jose run by some guy who probably eats tacos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I went to East Taco and got so full I had to take a nap in a taco truck.

My mom said East Taco was the best thing since sliced bread. I said sliced bread is just a taco in disguise.

I got lost at East Taco. Turns out the map was wrong. So was my life.

A new state made from the east part of California that didn’t burn down because it was too busy eating tacos and arguing with the fire.

East Taco is the only state where the fire was too busy eating tacos to burn it down.

My uncle moved to East Taco. He says it’s the best place on Earth. I say it’s just the Earth with a taco on top.

The fire tried to burn down East Taco. The tacos fought back. The tacos won.