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What the toilet paper looks like when a woman wipes after she had her period, ate a giant burger, drank a whole soda, and then took a huge dump and peed on it. It’s got the colors of the East Timor Flag: white, yellow, red, and brown with some black in it.

The toilet paper that looks like the East Timor Flag after a woman wipes when she’s on her period, took a huge dump, and peed all over it. It’s got white, yellow, red, and brownish black all over it like a flag.

A situation where one person's family is involved in the action and no one is happy about it.

When two people in a three-person situation are related and it’s like a bad family reunion.

A group of three people where two are related and the third one is just there to make it worse.

When two people, usually cousins who’ve been fighting since birth, take a dump and then rub their hair all over it like it’s a holy relic.

When two cousins, or any two people who hate each other’s guts, take a dump and then use their hair to wipe it up like it’s a sacred duty.

When two people, especially cousins who’ve been fighting since they were toddlers, dump their guts and then use their hair to make a mess out of it.

You nuke two slices of bologna for 13 seconds each then stick them in a cardboard toilet roll to make a cheap fake cock and jack off to a photo of your cousin.

You microwave two slabs of bologna for 13 seconds each and use them like a fake cock in a toilet paper roll to jerk off to your cousin’s face.

You heat up bologna in the microwave for 13 seconds each then stick them in a toilet paper roll and jerk off to a picture of your cousin.

When you shove a biscuit up a woman’s snatch and drown it in gravy like it’s a damn breakfast party

Feeding a woman so much gravy she turns into a walking breakfast table and you eat her out like she’s a biscuit

When you drop a biscuit into a woman’s snatch and pour so much gravy in there, it looks like a breakfast tornado inside her

the stuff that comes out when you give a lady a tongue bath while she's on her period and it feels like a horror movie in your mouth

the messy result of licking a lady’s snatch while she’s bleeding and it’s like your mouth is in a sewer

the gross stuff that leaks out when you do a tongue job on a lady who’s on her period and it’s like your mouth is being attacked by a monster

East Texas is the raciest spot in the U. S. If you’re not white, country, and Baptist, you’re not even allowed to breathe in the same air. The KKK started here, so yeah, that’s how bad it is.

East Texas is where two people in a three-way are family. It’s like the worst kind of incest, but with more drama.

East Texas is when two rednecks or cousin fuckers take a dump and then rub their hair together like they’re trying to start a fire.