East Texas Threesome

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A situation where one person's family is involved in the action and no one is happy about it.

My cousin's girlfriend's mom showed up at the hotel. Now I have to explain why my cousin is wearing a hat and a shirt that says 'I'm not a cheater.'

My uncle's wife's brother walked in on the whole thing. He just said, 'I'm gonna need a new job.'

My mom's best friend's daughter is in on it. Now my mom's best friend is in on it. Now my mom is in on it.

When two people in a three-person situation are related and it’s like a bad family reunion.

My sister's husband's brother was there. It was like a family reunion but with less cake and more awkwardness.

My brother's ex's cousin showed up. Now it's like a whole family is there instead of just three people.

My mom's boyfriend's sister walked in. Now it's like the whole damn family is in on it.

A group of three people where two are related and the third one is just there to make it worse.

My cousin's boyfriend's sister showed up. Now it's like the whole family is there and I'm stuck in the middle.

My brother's girlfriend's dad walked in. He just said, 'I'm here to make sure this doesn't turn into a family drama.'

My mom's best friend's son joined in. Now it's like a family reunion but with more sweat and less snacks.