East Texas Hot Pocket

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You nuke two slices of bologna for 13 seconds each then stick them in a cardboard toilet roll to make a cheap fake cock and jack off to a photo of your cousin.

I just did the East Texas Hot Pocket while my mom was taking a dump.

I got caught doing the East Texas Hot Pocket in the school restroom.

My cousin sent me a photo of himself and I had to do the East Texas Hot Pocket right then.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You microwave two slabs of bologna for 13 seconds each and use them like a fake cock in a toilet paper roll to jerk off to your cousin’s face.

I did the East Texas Hot Pocket during lunch and got in trouble.

I did it while my dad was watching TV and he didn’t even notice.

I did it in my math class and got a zero on the test.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You heat up bologna in the microwave for 13 seconds each then stick them in a toilet paper roll and jerk off to a picture of your cousin.

I did the East Texas Hot Pocket while my brother was eating pizza.

I did it during my mom’s Zoom call and she didn’t know.

I did it at the gas station and the guy behind me looked weird.

by Slangipedia 14d ago