East Texas Hot Pocket - You microwave two slabs of bologna for 13 seconds each and u

You microwave two slabs of bologna for 13 seconds each and use them like a fake cock in a toilet paper roll to jerk off to your cousin’s face.

I did the East Texas Hot Pocket during lunch and got in trouble.

I did it while my dad was watching TV and he didn’t even notice.

I did it in my math class and got a zero on the test.