East Texas Hot Pocket - You heat up bologna in the microwave for 13 seconds each the

You heat up bologna in the microwave for 13 seconds each then stick them in a toilet paper roll and jerk off to a picture of your cousin.

I did the East Texas Hot Pocket while my brother was eating pizza.

I did it during my mom’s Zoom call and she didn’t know.

I did it at the gas station and the guy behind me looked weird.